If I owned a mountain, It'd be called Carve Mountain only for hardbooters and skiers and all it would have is wide groomers at 25 degrees slant.
Since I can't fulfill that dream, like all of you, I'd pay good money to go to a mountain where there are no jibbers and probably very little bad skiers to scrape away the snow into scheisse piles. Heavenly conditions all day! I'm betting good skiers would pay for that too.
I bet if you go to those mountains in a hard boot set-up, a board not covered in stupid looking logo stickers and pants that don't sag with chains coming out of them, they would let you on.