Blood sample, proof of citizenship and first born (he's a good kid)
As per your criteria..
A) The only boards I have right now are an SP Comet and a Burton FP that had an unfortunate meeting with a rock while at Tremblant.
B) This is my first full year carving and have only ever owned the boards mentionned in A)
C) I can have Loopback vouch for me as he got me into this great sport to begin with or can provide a note from my mom
D) The desire is there however seeing as my wife was just layed off the funds may be a challenge.
E) as for the sense of humour..nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this thread NOT to get SILLY again! Right!"