Popular Post big mario Posted July 28, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 (edited) Your 56 year old going on 13 self returns from a mountain bike ride after not quite nailing the landing after launching off of a small double, then executing spectacular butt bouncing front flip complete with a face planting, sand eating non excellent dismount (9.5 according to a guy coming up the trail)and your bride of 23+ years, spies your sand encrusted smile and nostrils and asks if you had fun. You reply, "yes, but I have some cactus quills in my ass cheek" . Her response is not" you are such a dumbass, grow up" but, "let me get my tweezers". You are the epitome of awesomeness, Honi, thanks again for saying yes! Mario Edited July 28, 2019 by big mario 8 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunSurfer Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 Mario, you are a rich man! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big mario Posted July 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 thanks, more lucky than anything mario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowrider Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 Some win a lottery some are lucky in love ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 I would get both responses. Double lucky!?!? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Edges Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 You mean me wife isn't the only one that is married to her "Oldest Child"? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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