Gossamer Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) It occurred to me over the weekend that I may have inadvertently been talking dirty to the new lifties on my mountain. They hired two cute young girls from Argentina so I've been chatting with them a little. I was having a good day riding when I got to the bottom of the hill I said to one of them "it was really hard this morning but it's starting to soften up!" I went up for another handful of runs, nailing some incredible turns and I was really excited when I got to the lift, when I got to the front I said to her "it's like riding a big rollercoaster" I'm grinning as I'm pointing down at my Coiler. It occurred to me while riding up that she may have thought I was pointing at my crotch. I'm blushing as I type this, trying to laugh about it. I may have to ride a different lift for awhile. Kipp Edited March 13, 2018 by Mr. Deep Phrasing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveo Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 Name checks out... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gossamer Posted March 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 For the first time in my life I contiplated how I want to die. On Mars, I could be the first to die there? That and I'd be closer to heaven and farther from hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveo Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Provided hell and heaven are also both in some sort of orbit to make that possible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Edges Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 (edited) To quote Anonymous regarding going to Hell... "... You will be too busy shaking hands with Your friends, that you won't have time to worry." Edited March 16, 2018 by Rusty Edges 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkoonyMcGroomer Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Response to lifty: "I'm not really sure what this is... It's what they gave me at the rental shop". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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