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On 2/16/2024 at 4:53 PM, big mario said:
Colorado Highschool State finals race
A line of tucked teenaged racers were closing fast, oblivious to the public on the slopes
And then this: https://kdvr.com/news/local/skier-pronounced-dead-on-loveland-ski-area-slopes/amp/
Friday, 1:20pm over on Double Dip. Not much detail, but…
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48 minutes ago, Odd Job said:
I just realized I confused racing with semi-serious/serious (going pro). If you are pro, or going pro, I would never skimp. Otherwise, anything goes.
I want to race like Shawn Palmer. What was the Shawn Palmer regimen?
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I’m thinking one of those “Blind Skier” bibs might be the solution. But it should say “Bad Gas” instead.
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Since no one is paying attention, on the opposite end of the spectrum:
His flow is impossible, especially verse two. Detroit has historically produced a ton of great, gritty, giving-you-the-finger music. Is any US city better?
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I could listen to that little syncopated piano break at about 3:45 over and over and over. The guy is just going off. I'd pay for the piano track and nothing else.
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8 hours ago, Kneel said:
Pool noodles FTW. Amazon. Slice it down the middle and wrap it around the edges.
Oh s***, all this time I thought that’s what you were using the Pork Roll for…
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5 hours ago, Rob Stevens said:
If you had eyes in the back of your head, you would have seen him. My answer is to grow eyes there
Tried that, but my helmet covered them up. F***ing safety...
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5 hours ago, SunSurfer said:
Maybe ski area signage about the code should remind users about their local liability under civil tort law e.g. Colorado Ski Safety Act which uses the code as the standard and assigns liability for civil damages to the rider who is judged more than 50% responsible for the collision.
It's a thought, but I imagine that the the likelihood of straightlining is close to perfectly inversely proportional to the desire/ability to read/grasp legal documentation.
2 hours ago, Odd Job said:Lindsey Vonn with a penis is always behind you.
Whose? And why is she brandishing it?
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2 minutes ago, Rob Stevens said:
I don’t get spoon noses.
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I fear the thread is getting dangerously close to The Vitruvian Man Threshold; I pray there’s still time to turn back!
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9 hours ago, John Gilmour said:
I flexed both the other day- at Wave Rave in Torrance.
That flex reminded me a lot of the Aggression Assault boards I stocked , Like this one,
Oh joy! I may own the last Assault 175 to come off the press, a prototype for the next season's run that was cancelled. Maybe my favorite board ever, but clearly too narrow for my size 13s. So fun…
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2 hours ago, big mario said:
When I bounced in another lifetime the club dj would play this for me whenever I asked for some Ska:
Without looking, it’s gotta be “Monkey Man!”
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9 hours ago, NateW said:
And like someone said earlier, it's also weird that the industry steers people toward such short boards.
Have you noticed that a 6 ounce yogurt is now 5? Or a pound of coffee is now 12 ounces? The prices haven’t changed…
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22 hours ago, st_lupo said:
An absolute shite week where i also see Geordie Walker (guitarist for Killing Joke) has passed.
Shite, indeed. Soundtrack for the Apocalypse...
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R.I.P. Shane MacGowan. The teeth are legend.
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@Pat Donnelly thanks for posting. Bummer he sold the outfit. I kept my Quimbola Man pants from 1990 for all the embedded memories.
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2 hours ago, Pat Donnelly said:
Oh to be young! So few helmets? Smooth WINTERSTICK rider around 2:00. Crash sequence starts around 4:15.
Man, there’s a heel side by a guy in lavender at about 5:04 that is simply beautiful.
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On 11/14/2023 at 10:05 PM, Odd Job said:
It happened on day 11.
The night before I did do a hard spin class session. I've been neglecting stretching and yoga ever since snowboard season started. Big mistake.
My leg feels like electric shocks, or just my butt in certain positions. It's getting better, but it took me like 10 minutes to get down the WROD at Loveland....
Currently have 13 days. Almost would rather live somewhere else.
Wait, the door was wide open and you waltz in with that weak-a** “I hurt my glutes riding a stationary bike” sauce?! Here are three better options to chose from:
1. I tried a dry colonoscopy on a dare.
2. Still recovering from my true-to-life “Richard Gere urban legend” Halloween costume.
3. I didn’t realize coffee enemas were done using cold coffee.
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5 hours ago, ShortcutToMoncton said:
“designed only for the real men”
Who are these fake men other boards are designed for? Those sound like my homies so I’d better be on the right gear.
Heard it in the lift line 2023-2024
in Carving Central
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I'm pretty sure that skiing in jeans necessitates a pair of Salomon rear entries.