Ja, Im not shur Y vee not do dis before, now we talking about it, Who vood you sue and Why!
Tabasco- for burning whole in my colon, has no warning lable on it four dis. could get away mit dis one.
Spandex Inventore- kome on fellas, you know what I mean 5 kilos of Potatoes in a 1 kilo bag!
Mini Vans- cause accidents can't see around dem, go to slow, can't see through dem cause of dat dam big ass soccer ball on the back window!
School - for not properly pre pearing me for life and be have not much money zay did not do good job I zink.
Weather Man - for lying evbery day!
Nascar - just because it now 24 hour speed vision!- dat would a double suit mit country music!
The Ski Insturctor - who keeps on bringing da begginer on da blue runs den stopping in middle.... dang dem.
Hmmmm let me really tink now!
said Shred?