MR. JOHN DEERE !

This first trail is mainly for sleds and minimal atv use, to connect us to the state trails. This hugs the right side of most of the property line and gets us up to a decent sized pond called Elbow Pond. Once that's done, the goal is to do some trails on the spines of each little peak on the property. There are some great elevation gains/drops, so hoping to be able to do some shuttle runs for Mt bikes. Realistically though, who the fahk am I kidding, the owner of this property is also my fishing captain, we spend all summer chasing fish and mudslides. We wont be up there much in the Summah. GFY's P.S The Bad Dads appear to be in tact for this weekend, should be a real disaster of a time.

ill be up, but might be trail building Saturday that's 50/50. Sunday ALL IN. The Bad Dads should be around, let us know. GFY

Bummed....... you missed me, or you missed my BUM ?????? Dont feel bad, the only thing Bigs and I talked about on the lift was getting hit from behind by a gaper. Then it finally came true, day 3 !! Great crew you guys have, such gentlemen and Scholars. Catch up soon ya GOON !

I just want to thank all of you for such great hospitality. Big change of scenery for me, versus riding with my group of degenerates back at Loon !! Bigs, SlopeStar, Ice, HillB and SVR great riding with you guys, the conditions and weather were perfect !!!!

11/20-11/26

Gobble Gobble Gobble !!!

350 gallon belly, 85 GPH burn, 6,000 RPM @ 68 mph !!!

Setting up a go fund me page. I just adopted 3) 300lbs ers, they’re gonna need to be fed the Dinna!

Cause it’s a dump.

Unreal. I just put that $hithole aka LOON in my rear view mirror for the next 6 months , and you have my turbo all spun up again at full PSI !!! ****in dump. p.s the tater tots are even over fried. During 80”s day we had a Tot eating contest.

Anyone gonna be up for Hollywood Day aka Iroc Z day this Saturday ? I think this will be it for me.

Like all the other herk jerk rule changes, I didn’t get the memo on this one either. I apologize…………. and GFYs !!! p.s is our season ova, or are we doing 80’s day next weekend ?

The plot thickens, with ski patrol. A couple weeks ago, I had two Ski Patrol assists as ski patrol was having a busy afternoon. First was a tib/fib break on Upper Walking Boss, Ski Patrol took 30 min to get on scene. Then when they got there, the second Ski Patrolman on a Donkey Knapton, had to leave right away, So they asked Connies Brother aka JMFD for help. GONGSHOW. wrap that one up and head down to the lift, then as I'm in the lift line, some poor kid in front of me, screwing around in lift line standing on his ski tips, literally knocks two of his teeth out. Being an expert in tooth injuries from my previous life, I thought id take care of this young goon and wait 30 min while Ski Patrol got to him. I told the kid, all the fun he is going to have with losing his teeth when he gets older, and he will need a bat to defend himself as all the girls are going to be attacking him when he gets older. At least I got the kid to laugh as blood was shooting out everywhere as I'm making him laugh !! +50 CP's Im pulling away, this is all but clinches for 21/22 CPS Championship ! I at least have wrapped up home field for the playoffs...........

GUY...................that's what friends are for. If I had the IT talent to upload a video, I would have chosen Dionne Warwicks, "That's what friends are for" Video. P.S I had my work crew up to LOON a couple weeks ago. 80% of them cant turn or stop, their only way to stop or turn was by objects, like fences, humans, snow piles, moguls and trees. In the lodge while handing them their lift tickets and ski rental vouchers as they all arrived, I had advised them to stay on Snubber lift which has 3 good beginner runs to chose from, then they could start migrating East as they figured out how to turn and stop. NOPE one run on Snubber then they were at the headwall of Flume. The same guy almost killed me twice. - The first encounter was a clip to the back knee while he was in a TOP GUN like jet wash spin, as I was heading to dig another JOEY out of a mogul field that just disintegrated that gentleman at full speed. - The second near death encounter was the next run. While I was kneeling up hill at the lower flume headwall, keeping track of my JOEYS coming down upper flume, I see this same cat, coming straight down upper flume, but way on the other side of the trail. As I'm counting off my JOEYS. All of a sudden I hear people from the NP quad screaming "LOOK OUT" I look to my left, and there he was barreling right at me as I'm defenseless on my knees. He launches off the cat track, both skis aimed right into my neck and throat, I jump up at the last second, so his ski's would only hit my collar bone and ribs. We then tumble together into a mogul field 50 yards down hill. Full blown concussion for me, his ski's ripped through my jacket and leather Giv'r gloves. sorry to thread jack you !

Anyone going to be around this Friday ? GFY's

Ski patrol: so I’ve been getting lots requests from ski patrol all year since Connie started wearing the white Kross for me to join as well . the director who has pulled my pass 3 times now, and has even put me in the back of a Lincoln squad car at one time, grabbed me yesterday, after I knifed lower flume 3 consecutive runs early yesterday. I shrugged it off as I would never consider it, BUT THEN I thought about it: early morning sweep, setting panels anywhere. Possibly in the half pipe !!! Northstar and lower flume for sure !! noon grooms, angel street and lower flume. Spending most of my time doing some light limbing with my MS462, in the woods. Maybe some site work down Gondi line, and flush cutting all stumps under south peak, with some more light limbing through that whole side as well. a bad dads ONLY singles line at the lifts and the bar line. so I’m starting a go fund me page for a pair of tasseled leather gloves with the white cross .

Yup saw that, took the high road , but thank you spic !!!

+19, heading into a bye week !!!

Fact checking, it appears that Our CPS dictator Benito “Hollywood” Mussolini is MUCH better at throwing punches. I’ll circle back to our fearless dictator in a minute. first I’d like to take this moment and apologize for the confusion with the new herk jerk rules in the evolving CPS . What should have happened when T32 filed for chapter 11 back in 2019, a new rule book should have been re written and a bad dads handbook should have been given out for clarity and to make this fair to all current and future bed wetters. Too many demerits from the old days are now being rewarded , celebrated imo. It’s bad enough that our daughters now think we are adorable , a total 180 from our old image of being total ass kickers, that used to ride till 2pm. with that being said , hollywoods cps totals for last weekend and my underStanding of his sick and twisted views on the cps . + 25 points for bringing it 78% of the time. Still ripping Hollywood !! + 20 points earned two consecutive mornings. Carb loading new way to earn points not through beer consumption. Saturday watching him devour a breakfast burrito, then on Sunday hiding in a corner crushing a double sausage egg sangy. Note -5 was deducted, it’s called a breakfast burrito , not a half breakfast half lunch burrito. You know what , screw this, finish what you started -10 points for not hammering the whole thing at once. Net + 10 carb loading - 2 points for each 1/2 beer poured as you fill the rest of our cups to the brim. 3 - 1/2 beers x -2 = -6 points 29 + points aka last place in the standings !! note: it’s too late now for me to bring this up. You should have been deducted -20 points for NOT bringing the van. Next year please do your maintenance during the off season. no excuse !!!

Today is officially Valentine’s Day extension. I filed for it late last night. So some/one of us can get around to something that should have been done yesterday morning as McGUYva patiently awaits his results from Saturdays Session. lots to discuss, analyze, embellish, cheat, lie , point fingers, blame and make new rules up as we go. Are there any decent GUYS left in this world !!!

Would you two get a room !!!!! A private one please with rubber sheets. Broloving Droolfesting this thread is a -25 CPS deduction each. +50 for me for putting a stop to the public display of over affection. You two would look like Candolini and toecutter from the original Mad Max, Driving around little squamie with your a$$le$$ chaps on , cranking the mamas and papas !!!!! 🏍 🏍

I’ll take my -10 carve Points now like a MAN, for being late tomorrow to start the day off. Not leaving NY till 6:30/7:00 tonight, it will be a Red Bull night. Mack says her skis aren’t hairy enough, so I’ll be on the Panzer early am on all 3 sets. on another note, mcGUYva might need a quick refresher on how to earn points in Hollywoods CPS on the first chairlift ride up. Doing nice things like buying waffles, bringing breakfast burritos for the fellas, baking homemade brownies , etc, etc, does not earn you points in the CPS regular season. However, those kind gestures will go over well at OFF the hill team functions, only when all the snow is melted, and we genuinely miss one another. Rule 1.069.69b states: The only way one can earn a point in the CPS is as follows: You have to be on your bod or with striking distance of your bod, not in the kitchen. No points earned, vacuuming, doing laundry, baking, keeping the wood stove going, basically any domestic engineering. the Spicolli amendment. facial hair , it has to be past the point of maintained. The AKC kennel club should frown upon us. Scruffy, naturally grey, or completely white for some/one of us, cannot be colored at a salon, oh natural only. Beer benders and QA sessions for the audience. a gong show can only happen after 4 beers minimum, or 4 half beers for some/one of us. These public appearances are for the general public, the GP needs to talk about what they just witnessed, so we make ourselves available for interviews and questions in a Bah. This also gives us even more opportunity’s to be total wise asses with erroneous answers. Not the easiest way to earn points, but they’re on the table, so grab them when you can. If you’ve had a bad showing in the hill, you can easily earn a +10. Holding a table, although it is the equivalent of jumping on a grenade to save others, it can only earn you +5. A long Hard way to earn points. Note: obnoxiousness, debauchery, Tom foolery, swearing, degeneracy, cutting someone off, ducking ropes, cutting down trees on private or government property, cutting down one’s self confidence and self esteem, driving a truck a minimum of 33” tires that can get no better then 18mpg, aggressive driving in the snow, oral tobacco, OG T32 uniform all black/Jonny cash, run what you brung, deliberate gaper gaps, Maine lingo, NH lingo, North Shore mass hole accents, the worshipping of the following, Donny Pelletier, toll booth Willy, chopper Reid, the hill Billy weatherman, and more beer, are all welcome in the Hollywood CPS.

MCgUyVA, Will you be shredding with the Team or chewing on electrical wire and banana ends with Hanzi ?? Some of us GUYS integrity was challenged this past weekends CPS recap. I expect Big things on the hill and then in the bah for the Team. Lots to talk about already, like what should Frank call Benjis gold METAL Bod ? My vote CoronaVirus #runwhatyabrungguy #angrysnowboardersucks #itseithertooloseortootightguy #gfys

The resi is pitcher 70 !!! Any other questions, the standard answer of GFY works well. They'll know your with the BAD DADs, based on the decals on #70. We will limp up later to put out the vibe, no later then 12:30. Depends if we do a hot cocoa/Waffle break. Last weekend we charged through noon time with no breaks, with - temps, without the use of boot gloves, and gaydas.

Guy you beat me to it. The 11 vid was way better………….. This 09 vid just wore me out watching it !! That was 2 hips ago for me. A wrecked back for Bucyrus, a completely destroyed pelvis for Enzo, Mojos last year on Alpine before he went to the dark side and a lingering knee issue, finally getting fixed this spring, Hollywood was still in business at T28, Mackchatta stache is now on full retirement and on pension from our old benefits package and Guy aka chuck norris, still hasn’t fallen 15 year later !!! New members spicolli and Richards non alpine but hard charging soft carvers. we were just saying Saturday that we thought those vids were gone. Then we all quickly agreed the lack of motivation to ride in front of a camera again. No promises, but a team trip is 95% finalized for late March, and we are taking our mustaches to one of the best groomed pitches IMO in North America, aka the Granite Chief chair !!!! There is a new go pro with a selfie grip in Hollywoods quiver, so stay tuned in. Anytime, anyone wants to join us, let us know, most Saturday and sundays 1st chair. Kanc 8 side, Babes blu balls after for pitchers. the verbal beat downs will continue until morale improves !!