Shred Gruumer
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The Big Mountain Montana, Ja so you can't see most of the time, but when you can, the grooming is how you say........... wunderbra! .........I **** you knot its awesome, den I vood have nuff money left over to buy Canadia.
I like those exotic places! Nepal! Mongolia, and Florida!
Right Said Shred
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Ja, mit dis post I am now Senior Member. haaahahaa I said member!::o
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I tink you had boy freind showing off remeber you sent me his picture, come now don't be shy;)
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Fag! stop looky at my pakage!
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I try to find thong next time!
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Ja, kant put any ting by u guys!
Should work for home land sexcurity!
Right Said Shred;)
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US to require urine samples from visitors
7 Jan 2004 by Malcolm Drury
Following its implementation of US-VISIT, the US Visitor and Immigrant Status Indicator Technology, which uses fingerprinting and photographing of people arriving at US entry points, the Bush administration is to introduce further security measures to screen out unwanted guests, The New York Times has learned. From the beginning of February all visitors arriving by land, sea, air or space will be required to provide an on-the-spot urine sample.
The urine will be tested for the presence of characteristic chemicals found in the ingredients of food eaten in countries that are on a "watch list" as potential harbourers of terrorists and liberals. Passengers whose samples test positive for the chemicals will be subjected to detailed scrutiny by immigration officials.
Airports, seaports and border crossing points across the US have been instructed to build screened-off donation facilities. However, it is understood that donors will be discreetly monitored to ensure that they give a genuine sample.
People who are unable or unwilling to provide a sample upon arrival will be given a container and taken to a holding area with lots of fountains and dripping taps and left there until they perform. Anyone failing to do so within a reasonable amount of time will be handcuffed, blindfolded and sent to Camp X-Ray at Guantanamo Bay for further processing.
The new screening programme, called US-Personal Identification Security Strategy, will complement US-VISIT. But, unlike US-VISIT, travellers from countries for which there is no visa requirement to enter the USA will not be exempt from the urine check.
Marvin K. Ramsbottom, a spokesman for the US Department of Homeland Security, told our reporter that this was simply in the interests of fairness. He said that unlike some other measures, the testing of urine for indications of the donor having eaten certain foods did not amount to racial profiling. "Quite the contrary," he said, "this means that a person's physical appearance will not be the criterion by which he or she is pulled out for detailed questioning."
He added that a special facility was under construction in Waco, Texas, for storing the urine samples. They will be kept until officials have a record of the donor leaving the country, after which they will be destroyed, or returned to the donor if a prior request has been made, he said.
A Downing Street spokesman, speaking on condition of anonymity, told our reporter that the British government was considering a similar measure as part of its proposed sweeping new emergency powers. "We're well placed to do it, old boy," he said, "we've been extracting the urine from foreigners for years."
US to require urine samples from visitors
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Ja , I vus out teaching da utter day, und i took photo of my new student of carving. Say hello to Gretta Schoberknobbin!
Shred;)
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After years of tootalage under my wing, and not one was sent my way.
Shame on you!
Right said Shred!
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Hey Dave M ya bedder hurry up and snatch these!
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I see you have time to post but not to call, ya butt head!
Great rain , I'll be on my Bauer's today!
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Ja, dats vhat I was posting, vare is dis burton super dooper board now. he should be world cup leader! me sinky not so gute now! das Burton, is das boat!
Very gute stuff. techniqcal but too much , is how you say
Super fine!
merry f^$@ channuka!
Right said Shred,
Drink some Great lakes Christmas Ale from Cleveland!
AKA Evil Ale!
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Same ting isn't it? where do you ride in Cincinnatti?
Ja, dat was friend of mine Karl Vagner, it is traditional carnivoir holiday called "Eat da Moron who responds to dis Email, Mit no seasonings!"
so, no photo, I donut know about sister, does she have all teef? are they her's?
Ja dis is not scary, you want to see something realy scarey so you no sleep gute at night, go here!
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West Virgina, interesting, ja just saw movie called "Wrong Turn" so do all look like dem?
Snowshoe, is so crowded like ants on day old mechsnkandl ! Silver Creek is not so bad, been long time any better now dat da neon has left?
So now var do you put your boot straps and Nickers on, still Snowshoe?
Hmmm.
Me still no buy this, smelling like Mellow is dis doing? Need more! maybe swimsuit picture?:rolleyes:
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Any vone tell you , dat you right like a guy! hhhhhhhmmmm!
Da name is too ah how you say! You'll have to do better than dat!
Plus too much knowledge about it maybe perhaps!
I 38 years been riding fur sometime tink over 17 years now. Oh Checker pig, Ja I remeber, day vent down hill cause dat female who was ja doing da owner became the Marketing Mgr. Hot, but not much Stroodle upstairs!
1991/92 i Had Checker Pig G6 grey, had the deleration of indepence (US) ritten on it. And the Bindings would have been the CPX Race Binding. Funny I looky at brochure write now!
That would of put you around 19, pretty fancy schmancy set up for 19.
Hmm me schmell a Nielglkrieder in de Kuchen!
Proof! so now dat make 5 female;s out of 400 on bomber.
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Ja, guffa glemesch stanaseich! U no how long it tuuk me to get on dis tread, man this must be the fastest moving tread in history!
Sloooow down, vas its dis!
Ja, I wood have to agrrree dat if I could, I wuud ride a das soft boat everytime. Vay better dan hard. day are to stiff and put to much leverage on my board and den I turn to quick! I have to get really low, and den I don't see the seancery as much! I don't like it like dat, dats why I am been moving to softy boots much better now I can ride side ways! awesome feeling when riding plus my toes act as a high performace brembo breaks, just do a toe turn and you can check your speed! I don't like the instant transition or da precise interface it give you either, board to stiff to, can never fold the nose over like I can do with a free board, so much better. And the alpine board is to fast from edge to egde on my 24 cm waist free ride board it only takes me to 20seconds to go edge to zie edge, much gooder!
I kant karve as good on my alpine anymore the advance in Softies has helped me better!
Just looky at all the advances in Soft free ride stuff! the new Deluux softboots the Indy and Suzuka's and the free ride boards the Silbertfiels are awesome. Out here in da mother land Virus make good free ride stuff to called the Phantom's and the Cybog. So dats why I ride free ride and softies.
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Ja, ABBA is ok, But Boney-M is much better!
I perfere Rammstein, any ting by dem, or Karftwerk, or Megaherz is gute two.
SG:o
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I don't know Korrect teminator ology either but looky at dis picture I think you need to still sure make it send to me for sure make it right so it goes to snow correctly when ridee fur down hill goes good too, makeing the bindings in with the stance right the way so you can be good down hill riding on contack edge hold the write way, better the move angle of back about 5 degress to 7 from front about to 65 degrees to 68 degrees should now ride that more of what I road it , helps ok yes good for you? Ok!
NOW SEND IT!
Dang that is one sweet looky Board! Where did you get this?
Anymore around?
Looking at Mount Kleveland nice day today! taken from lake Erie!
Said Shred:eek:
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Please send it to me so I can look at it first to make sure its ok I will set it up for you, It may take a little bit but I should be able to next day air it back to you by April 5th!
Its the only way to be sure!
SG
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I am having my translator right this so you better stand under me now!
I haven't had so much fun than this site! I owe a lot to this site, every fricken minute there is always something that make me **** my pant! "Women don't Poop!"-good one Jack, still laughing.
Jeffnsteffanie,Avatar! rocks, so do many others I can't help it, this site is so addictive! I haven't gotten any work done since this new site went into action! Im surprised I still have a job. Wait till big brother finds out!
This being Hannuka and all I just wanted to give thanks to this site, it gives me hope, especially when I see some of the dummest(what ever) **** ever posted in my life! But thats what make it great.
The Commie Roderey! is awesome too. Will the Real CF stand up!
Dang over the years this site has provided me with some of the best entertainment known to man!
Thanks All, I just can't stop laughing at this stuff!
And its just getting started,
"Dam you all to hell" in my best Charelton Heston - planet of the apes Voice!
Don't Stop!
Thanks to all and thank you Fin!
Right said Shred!
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Goofy and pround of it! ja schame on U! I always go right I have to keep on telling the regular unleaded to switch as we skate to get on da chair!
ja vimpy angles! dats right 70 degrees min!
I like it dat vay I don't have to let anyone ride my boards, its to much hassle to move! Advantage Goofy!
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Niel, is dat da vone dat as you come to da lodge is on the Right, I believe so. Man never did my sphfinkter pucker so much! It was January couple years ago no snow just Ice, like when they spray it down in racing! Its like the last drop off then you go under the lift line. If you stand before you go down half your board over hangs, that steep one? yea thats it! That Bitch! she packs a whallop! Doh! ouch, duh doh! all ya saw was base.. topsheet...base....top...sheet..base...topsheet!
Oh ja, Ranting, hmmmm hit in da back hard tree times last year.
Everyone on da hill but me is annoying!
You can stay on der right side, uder you can stay on de left side,....but da middle is all mine!
SG:p
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Ja, dat it, I taught dat he mit super dooper pooper board construction mit Burton should be vin ner by now!
Ja, so vuts up mit dat
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Geez , Im pretty sure dare are a ton of options. On is take out the back window. Sure it will be a little cold but being a 1947 Cessna, It probabley has a cielling of only 50 feet! with a top airspeed of 80 mph, a lot less than a car. Anyway, you can pretty much get it off the ground by throwing it into the air so a board rack under the fixed gear or on top of the wing will not hurt it! it will still lift off the ground, or just put the vortex generators on the wing! or afix under the fuselage! it will take off trust me.
Didn't know you flew, Family has two, a Cherokee 235, and a Beech Baron TC58 with the Vortex.
Happy Landings!
ps Im surprised you didn't strap some Burtons on the gear for winter landing, good use for them.
Said Shred
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Ja, dunno, dis is just like they set the board up for a Dick's Sporting Goods ad!
Reagular in a Goofy way.
Are you supposed to guess number of wrong things , den you WIN?
1) its a Burton
2) bindings mounted regular
3) feet are splayed apart, duck stance
4) its too small
5) its to wide
6) its a noodle
8) its ugly
9) its an asym
10) its a burton
Ja I win, do I get da board? need kindling vood for fire!
Said Shred:p