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Shred Gruumer

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  1. Ja I took it,, and vuala,, it told me Im very good at Drinking Beer! and Barenjager! I'd say I peaked about 10 years ago but I still train! Right Said Shred
  2. Schtill verking on it hick! mmmm,, Wow she';s got four uv everthing now.. wait thats her twin,,cool two of em.. Wrsitess smee sad Shrerrerd! hick!
  3. Mussed of missed some ting good while I was gone,, can I see the thread? I hate dis topic,, It offends me,, so you should ban it! hmmm kinda like work here,, if HR says if its offends just one person you can't do it! Man,, Its farfrum bieng sensored. Me I wish it was an R forum,, you should see what kids 2 day are doing,, man I wish I was young,again they didn't have hooters like dat ,, must be in the hamburgers or baseballs they eat. I poop on you! take dat!,, oh no not in da pants! dang now da bladder too,, ah Fluckenshlichter! No point,, just drunk at the bar minding my own business,, its 1:00am and time to lower my standards! oh man that girl over there with the three eyes is hot..wow she's got three of everything! cool! rrtighth said shremdrd, hick!
  4. Mellow,, I always vanted to know, what da hell is dat avatar,, A dancing piece of Poop? Mit teeth! I guess sometimes it feels dat way,, especially after eating wings mit hot sauce,, Is it snowing dare yet? Right Said Shred
  5. Vell, geez I guess having a choice is a bad thing? at least you have one.. you will never please everyone! but at least you have some say into it! wish I could of named my Burton with the crappy graphix, I would have called it the Junker or the Sell out,, or the Wood Chipper Experiment! So far everyone who has asked for a certain name has gotten it.. Im of the thinking, "hey I want to know which one is mine,,and put some meaning behind it?" You have an Avatar right,, so whats that? The point is yea, you could get a bland looking thing,, which I don't like,, but some do,, and have the same old same old! At least there trying to do something! not like the same thing day in and day out! I don't think everything is set in stone,, so relax and know that you opinion is well taken.. but there are others as well.. Maybe they don't have time to respond but there are already 40 names sent in and they are having fun with it,, why won't you? Just my 2 Franks! Said Shred
  6. Ja,, Because its disturbing! Im disturbing! and its Rammstien Disturbing! None of this ****ing PC crap, tree hugging hippie ****! The more it disturbs da better I like it! Dats all! Right Said Shred:mad:
  7. Im there Mellow! get that spare room ready! have you checked it out yet! Any word it was like the past season like a 2"base with annual snowfall of 15" does the report go like this.. conditions today= Brick tommorow heavy snowfall up to 1" break out the powder skis! tommorrow the annual hillbilly ski festival run down from kentuky and West vagina. ye haa!
  8. Whats a Meter? How high is it in Cheese bricks,,?:) You win!
  9. Finnaly got the fotos developement,, only 4 months,, dats better than most!
  10. :) soon it will be time,, but not yet,,,,not yet.....gladiator!
  11. The Sugar Loaf inn,, really ,, awesome botanical and creature comforts:mad:
  12. Hmmm seams dat NH has there own version of a Cleveland Steamer!
  13. Ja, vus da government by an took thread away? huh!
  14. 1. Carpet beater. 2. Slippers. 3. Back scratcher. 4. Javelin. 5. Baseball bat. 6. Rug. 7. Golf club. 8. Feed one to the ducks in the local pond. 9. Athletics 'hammer'. 10. Christmas present. 11. Speed humps. 12. Walking stick. 13. Snooker cue. 14. Bog brush. 15. Substitute loo roll. 16. Scarf. 17. Pin cushion. 18. Cut off the feet and use them as ink wells. 19. Tie some horse hair between the front and back legs to make a violin bow. 20. Pillow. 21. Bath sponge. 22. Hat. 23. Umbrella pole. 24. Greyhound racetrack 'hare'. 25. Cat's eyes in the road. 26. Heavy duty fly swatter. 27. Padding for ice hockey players. 28. Towel. 29. Create a nice little water feature for the garden. 30. 'Pin the tail on the cat'. 31. Kicking stand for rugby balls. 32. ricket bat. 33. Conductor's baton. 34. Shield. 35. Arrow. 36. Cut off the tail and use as a quill. 37. Conversation piece for the coffee table. 38. Airplane chocks. 39. Backpack. 40. Wear it on your head and run round shouting, "I'm covered in cat hair!!". 41. Use two dead cats to make a pair of gloves. 42. Fire poker. 43. Luge. 44. Kneeling pad. 45. Novelty draught excluder. 46. Use one to suffocate your enemies. 47. Partly bury, head first, in the ground... now you have a firework launching pad! 48. Barbecue fuel. 49. After a short time it can be used as a redneck air freshener. 50. Prop in sanitary towel adverts. 51. Dog food. 52. Run electrical wire through it to make a decorative lamp stand. 53. Door stop. 54. Oven mitt. 55. A 'conversation piece' in the living room when you have people over you really don't like. 56. Practice for that brother that's learning taxidermy. 57. Give it to a cat lover >:) 58. Use the head as a disposable tennis ball at picnics. 59. Put one in the middle of the road to make speeding drivers feel bad. 60. Use them for traction when your car gets stuck in the snow. 61. A goose emulator. 62. Halloween decoration. 63. Put it in your teacher's trunk or under the car seat. 64. Put on desk chair of co-worker who takes credit for something you did. 65. Flatten out, dry it and use as a frisbee. 66. Smack the neighbours. 67. Food for the homeless. 68. Drop them by the thousands on France and Iraq. 69. Bookend. 70. Toupee. 71. Stuffing for Beanbag chair. 72. Seasoning. 73. Bake into a meatloaf and give it to in-laws. 74. Top 100 of them along with 100 dead dogs from an airplane onto a trailer park so when the rednecks there say "it's raining cats and dogs" they will actually be right. 75. Sew 3-4 together and give to spouse as a anniversary gift. 76. Coffee Table. 77. Sympathy vote at parties. 78. Keeping the flies off your marmite. 79. New superhero - "Exkittytron". 80. Position over your face to protect the small micro-organisms that exist in your beard. 81. Shave it, stick the fur all over you, then say you're part cat. 82. Tea cosy. 83. Scarecrow for very dumb birds. 84. Measure the circumference of a room by swinging it. 85. Lure for a live dog. 86. Put in the garden borders for repelling rabbits. 87. A small child's bike. 88. Your dad's a what?! 89. Attach to a long wooden pole and use to sweep chimneys. 90. Throw at bears in a zoo. 91. Burn and use as fertilizer. 92. Use as antenna ball. 93. Soak up blood at crime scenes. 94. Large paintbrush. 95. Bury it in your backyard, give it an elaborate tombstone, and claim that it haunts your house. 96. Use to decorate your high-tech laser. 97. Taxiderm it and display in your window all year round. 98. Taxiderm it and place on your couch for when guests come over. 99. Bury it.
  15. No, kidding I actually bought this book over 10 years ago! Never thought it would come in handle.. I has a log in the back so you can list all the neat things you see on the side of the road during your travels! Cool huh! Right Said Shred :)
  16. Yep! right on the money with the one piece concept..its an intresting drill when you demonstrate it to a company,,,and they go.. huh? wow! how did that happen? Yea,, we are up to our necks in it here! Passion,, a good thing to have! yep... I thank the stars ..cause im thinking that day will come.. But in the "Gladiator" "Not yet" ............"Not Yet" http://www.parker.com/ Bob you might want to watch the commercials for the Engineers! Yes! one of the few who love my job! Right Said Shred:)
  17. Hmmm. sounds like what we are doing! Can you say Lean! Kaizen! Kanban! Continous improvement. And then pass the savings onto the customer and demand a 10% reduction over the next 3 years! Thats what we have to do just to get the business and keep it! its where its going. But the Recreation business or any thing thats fun doesn't apply! :(
  18. Now if my Coiler would come for my birthday! Thats right the Violator 188 which I ordered over a year ago..(not Bruce fault) Graphix guy! (severe beating!) would show up today! Boy then that would be really special! Or a hooker! not no cheap one niether! the 50 dollar kind! I get home at 7:30 today.. so...... Thanks for another year of the most fun ever! Thanks Marylin! ok 26! Right Said Shred
  19. I can believe what showed up on the road! seems Aisling has some competition!
  20. Fluffy seemed to spend to much time last night at the gym. I think she is anorex ick! its windy I hope she can stay one more day!:)
  21. Its time for fluffy to get to the gym,,she spent all day soaking in the sun.. good thing she rolled over!:o
  22. Wow, Fluffy had some grooming done, it was to hot last night so we gave her a bath and trimed her! Supposed to be hot and sunny today so I hope she uses SPF 1000! Free to a good home!
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