RJ-PS Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Please check your equipment before you got out. One of our guys had his binding came out of his board still attached to his boot. Luckily everything was fine and he's OK, he was actually traversing at the time so there was no speed involved. He didn't even want to tell me except that he knew it happened to me too! Even if you just put on your bindings the night before when you get to the snow and put a few turns in sometimes the combination of cold and warm with water/snow makes the screws not as tight as you need them to be. Take whatever equipment (screwdrivers, allens, etc) with you and check in the morning and even midday at lunch if you need to. Whatever it takes so you don't have to spend some time in a hospitable bed and/or add hardware to your bones. So again I say check yo'self! And I just gotta kick it like that cuz I'm 2 legit 2 quit! Take it away Vanilla Ice. Yo VIP let's kick it Ice ice baby (x2) All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance bumrush the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it CHORUS Ice ice baby vanillla (x4) Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point to the point no faking I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon Burning them be'in quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my rag-top down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby waving just to say hi Did you stop no I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop A busted left and now I'm headin' to the next block The block was dead, Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine Ready for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're full of eight balls Gunshots rang out like a bell I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police are on the scene you know what I mean They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it REPEAT CHORUS Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed It's a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while Shay revolves it Ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla ice Yo man let's get out of here Word to your mother Ice ice baby too cold Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2) Ice ice baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 RJ, whatever it is that yo' smokin, ya better lay off. Vanilla Ice scares people (especially those of us old enough to remember!!) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spcarves2 Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 all from memory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisputin Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 What scares me is that people actually request that song often at the bar that I hang out at...I'd call it a club, but I'm in Wenatchee...and there is no such thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tdinardo Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Oh man. You're gonna have us old schoolers running away screaming if you dig another one of those out of the pit. Next thing you we know you'll be reciting a Fat Boys retch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ-PS Posted December 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 ok ok ok, seriously, I pulled it from a lyrics site when I started dipping into my ebonics in the last post. I normally dip into ebonics when I can't find anything clever to say or write, which happens quite a lot yo. Unfortunately it seems to have taken away from my original intent which was to make sure we all double check our equipment a bunch! So do you really want to hurt me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavechaser Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 ...you forgot to list the CHORDS man!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shred Gruumer Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 I just got a bunch of Itunes gift cards..just loaded up a bunch of cool disco stuff and 70's one hit wonders.. I forgot bout dat one.. ICE ice baby!! It rocks! Right said Shred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tdinardo Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 So do you really want to hurt me? No...but you really want to make me cry... LOL Funny thing is I just had to help a noob the other day when I noticed his bindings were about to fall off during the ride up the lift. My rule is to always carry a nuckle driver in one of my pockets. Particularly with new gear (it only takes a couple heat cycles and for stuff to go from really tight to pulling out). Having had a board failure back in the 80's resulting in a binding pull out and a really wrenched knee, I can definitely say it's not a fun position to be in when it's unavoidable. It's a stupid position to be in when it's completely preventable (loose fasteners). Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipstar Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Please don't go! Babe I love you so.... And I want you to know Please don't go! blah blah tra la la I actually got banned from some website for writing too many posts in AzNPrYd StYlE f0Nt$ dEm HoM1e2 cUlD nOt HanDL iT iNNiT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 As a general rule, always carry a mini driver.I put a little allen tip in there for the TD1s.I usually carry a little diamond stone and a cable lock as well.How many times have you stopped to wait for someone at the bottom and gave the screws a quick tweak and they're looser than they should be ? Doh ! RJ, whatever it is that yo' smokin, keep smokin' it yo' ! I met Vanilla Ice back in '91 at Stowe and he was ripping around the parking lot on a quad, like a nut. He had this big puffy leather pimp jacket on with KMWA on the back, we asked him if it was a radio station and he said it was "Kiss My White A$$".pretty funny.Now Rob himself shys away from doing that Queen/Bowie riff rip off hit that made him famous.Must've been tough times between the haircut, MC Hammer outfit and having to say he was childhood friends with Luther Campbell from 2 Live Crew and then they say he's making it all up. Rob can still kick it old school with the beat box stuff, yo'....and rock the mic like a vandoool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotts.Scheinman Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 I kind of wanted to forget that song. gee thanks. Thats the kind of song when you are sitting on a chairlift and you just want to jump hearing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thomas_S Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 I kind of wanted to forget that song. gee thanks. Thats the kind of song when you are sitting on a chairlift and you just want to jump hearing it. That made me spit my Pepsi onto my fingers from laughing. Thanks.... :D On a more serious note - I had my new bindings release me quite a few times the other day - luckily Jeff has been exremely helpful in getting me up and running again. Its a scary feeling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 I kind of wanted to forget that song. gee thanks. Thats the kind of song when you are sitting on a chairlift and you just want to jump hearing it.C'mon, nobodys rockin' vanilla Ice on thier mp3 player here( I hope not anyway) but carving to Norah Jones ? This is carving, not figure skating.Norah is great tho. Great for backround music while drinking some white wine with the wife but NOT for carving.IMHO :rolleyes: and when was the last time you heard "ICE ICE BABY" while sitting on a chairlift ?TOM tom tom "On a more serious note - I had my new bindings release me quite a few times the other day" When you say: "release you"? you mean.....at speed ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allee Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 OMG! Who carves to Norah Jones?? Even scarier ... Vanilla Ice played a show in Calgary this year, and I think people even paid to go watch. The 80's was a cool time to grow up ... but some things are better left there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thomas_S Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 C'mon, nobodys rockin' vanilla Ice on thier mp3 player here( I hope not anyway) but carving to Norah Jones ? This is carving, not figure skating.Norah is great tho. Great for backround music while drinking some white wine with the wife but NOT for carving.IMHO :rolleyes: and when was the last time you heard "ICE ICE BABY" while sitting on a chairlift ?TOM tom tom "On a more serious note - I had my new bindings release me quite a few times the other day" When you say: "release you"? you mean.....at speed ??? I'm saying my heel bail thingamabobber leteth my foot go. Five times to be exact. Since I was on a pretty far away hill (a wide open green groomer thank god) I had to skid my ass down to the lift and call for help. I used my cable lock to lash it on there. Scariest thing ever (luckily I'm ok and wasn't going to fast but WOW did it scare me. Stupid of me to continue to skid over though but it sure beat walking :D. Thank god no one was on the slopes over there so no one, myself included, was hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Bob Slydell: I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection! For my money it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"! Tom, I've got 11 screws in my left arm from a Burton binding failure years ago. Small miracle it didn't wreck my knee. Don't play around with that stuff. Rehab sucks ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thomas_S Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Totally. Jeff at Catek has been extremely helpful and so he's sending me the SI heel/toe blocks and I've purchased some Intec heels ( I feel a bit safer on 'em). Anyhow, it was either a) Manufacturing defect at Catek with the heel block on the OS/2's or b) Problem with Raichle SB413 Either way - anyone else with this combo better be damn sure of themselves. Make sure you're in damn good (weird thing was though I was in perfectly snug. Oh well). Be careful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tdinardo Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection! For my money it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"! LOL "...that no-talent ass clown..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 LOL "...that no-talent ass clown..." Samir: Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael? Michael: No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shred Gruumer Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Most wont addmit it.... but you know you got em on your emp3. guess im old~~~ right said shred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 I'm saying my heel bail thingamabobber leteth my foot go. Five times to be exact. Since I was on a pretty far away hill (a wide open green groomer thank god) I had to skid my ass down to the lift and call for help. I used my cable lock to lash it on there. Umm.... you know the lever is supposed to go on the TOE end of the binding, right? Shred: here's a one hit wonder for ya: She Sells Sanctuary - The Cult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shred Gruumer Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Jack,, wow..im surprised..that album is one of the best of all time.."Love" with others on it like Revolution, and Rain.. give it whirl..its all good Im talking timeless classics like: Head to Toe- Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam Betty davis eyes - Kim Carnes Funky town - Lipps Inc Afternoon Delight - harden my heart - Quarter Flash I feel for you - chaka khan Mickey - Toni Basil Only the Loney - The Motels Glamourous Life - Sheila E The Warrior - Scandal Voices Carry - Til Tuesday Kids in America - Kim Wilde What I am - Edie brickell and the new bohemians The outfield Naked eyes ABC New Order Dexy's midnight runners Wang Chung Crowded House Midnight Oil Tones on Tail Bauhaus Love and Rockets fine young Cannnibles Tears for Fears Ochestral Manuvers in the Dark Haircut 100 sigue sigue sputnik Madness Modern English Flash in the Pan Leather Nun Flock of Seagulls Talk Talk Big Country Howard Jones Psychodelic Furs Annimotion The Fixx M -Popmuzik Thomas Dolby Level 42 Joe jackson Soft Cell Squeeze Kajagoogoo The Church Neds Atomic Dust Bin The Chareltons UK Pet shop boys Devo The Watresses The Plimsouls The Wonder Stuff The Close Lobsters Died Pretty Brandy - looking Glass Thank YOU (Falletinme Be Mice Elf Agin) Sly and the Family Shake your Groove thing -Peaches and Herb OPP - Naughty by Nature Nice to be with you - Gallery Oooh Child - The five stairsteps Kiss you all over - Exile My Maria - BW Stevenson New York Groove - Ace Frehley Something in the Air - Thunderclap Newman!!! I like that name.. Best Record Store name!! Columbus Ohio "Magnolia Thunderpussy"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
www.oldsnowboards.com Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Twisted Sister. "I wanna ROCK" Sorry guys, this thread was just too sick/funny to let die. Humor or Horror , You decide. Or might be otherwise titled: Notes to self: Yes, check binding tension frequently No, share obscure musical preferences on public forum of alpha males and some really hot alpine chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Stevens Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Not a bad idea to just shed the binders altogether... and then get a sled or heli and drop that rope, surfer. www.noboard.com Try this for timing... Now baby, don't be shy when you're holding my hand (toeside)... ...'cause as time goes by you gots to understand (heelside) It's true (dodge gaper standing around) I got the best for you (quick speed pump) I been searchin' high, high, high (back in GS mode) I been searchin' low... (Back to the liftline to scream out...) I'm talkin' 'bout, I'm talkin' 'bout, baby... Don't forget my number... Love will see you through. Thanks Milli... and you too, Vanilli... I don't give a s#!t if you were lip-synching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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