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fkna, another amazing game last night !

A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about Churches around the country.

He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and

was intrigued with a sign, which read 'Calls: $10, 000 a minute.'

Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is , in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Massachusetts. Upon entering a church in Boston, MA, behold - he saw the usual golden telephone. But this time, the sign read, "Calls: 35 cents."

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"

The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, 'Son, you're in Boston, Massachusetts and home of the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots. You're in God's country, It's a local call."

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It will be but a footnote in NFL history if they don't close the deal on Super Sunday. Still, nice to see a 35 year record topple. In New England, of course.

But it's not a perfect season yet.

And I'm not having any of this nonsense talk about the videotaping illegitimizing anything. Everyone was doing it, the Jets tattled because they're a bunch of NY whiners. When did that happen? Week 1? 2? So the Pats ran the table without video anyway. If you argue that the record is illegitimate, then you must believe that none of the World Series championships of the late 90s, early 00s were legit either.

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It will be but a footnote in NFL history if they don't close the deal on Super Sunday. Still, nice to see a 35 year record topple. In New England, of course.

But it's not a perfect season yet.

And I'm not having any of this nonsense talk about the videotaping illegitimizing anything. Everyone was doing it, the Jets tattled because they're a bunch of NY whiners. When did that happen? Week 1? 2? So the Pats ran the table without video anyway. If you argue that the record is illegitimate, then you must believe that none of the World Series championships of the late 90s, early 00s were legit either.

true that it is all for naught if they don't win the big game. right now thaey had an undefeated regular season. the perfect season includes the SB. unfortunately, even if they winthe big one, they will still be regarded as on of two teams to record a perfect season, despite the extra games. while in fact record setting, the best they can hope for is to be regarded as having tied.

as for taping: first half, first game. no harm, no foul.

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a sense of hugh maaaah ?

Fitzy cracks me up :lol:

http://www.townienews.com/

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true that it is all for naught if they don't win the big game. right now thaey had an undefeated regular season. the perfect season includes the SB. unfortunately, even if they winthe big one, they will still be regarded as on of two teams to record a perfect season, despite the extra games. while in fact record setting, the best they can hope for is to be regarded as having tied.

as for taping: first half, first game. no harm, no foul.

now you gotta compare the caliber of the teams that the dolphins played to who the patriots played. I think like 2 teams that the dolphins played actually had winning records. Thats just off the top of my head. I forgot the exact stats.

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a sense of hugh maaaah ?

Fitzy cracks me up

http://www.townienews.com/

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:lol: :lol: that was hilarious

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Doesn't matter...nobody gets out of Foxboro alive!!!

Bring it on! :biggthump

When you're rich you don't write checks yo a$$ cain't ca$h

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it's a joke, son......

Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"

Moss: "When you're rich you don't write checks."

Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"

Moss: "Straight cash, homey."

Reporter: "Randy, are you upset about the fine?"

Moss: "No, cause it ain't [expletive]. Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? Ain't [expletive] … Next time I might shake my [expletive]."

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Common wizzdom: Jacksonville will have an advantage in the bad weather in Foxboro in January because of their runnng game, and the Patriots "perceived" lack of same.

Reality Check: Foxboro forecast Saturday night...Mostly Clear, 36 degreees, wind 3 mph NW...on field turf.

So much for the "advantage" - buh bye Jags! :cool:

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Well guys, sorry to rain on your parade, but after we take care of the Giants this coming Sunday, the Pack will be more than happy to beat either San Diego or that sorry excuse of a man Tom Brady come Superbowl Sunday.

thanks for playing though.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

cheesehead delusions

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keep on prayin'.........

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:lol::lol::lol:

Two words: Gisele Bundchen

She was shakin' her hips

And I that was all that I need

I'm waiting give me

Cold hard bitch

Just a kiss on the lips

And I was on my knees

Yeah I'm waiting:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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