lordmetroland Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Just putting this out there, in case someone has one of these things in a closet or soaking up potential mortgage payment cash. I know I should probably just ask for an Ark of the Covenant or the mythical $100 Oxess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted January 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 C'mon people. How about Action Comics #1 instead? Hen's teeth? A hamlet manuscript typed by monkeys in a locked room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
www.oldsnowboards.com Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 You SIR are very entertaining!! Perhaps posting this on "Bryan's Big Boy Boards" will help you find your Unicorn!!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted January 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Perhaps posting this on "Bryan's Big Boy Boards" will help you find your Unicorn!!. Curses! As a social media hating Luddite, I have no Facebook account. I'm not sure the unicorn search is worth abandoning my principles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
www.oldsnowboards.com Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Curses! As a social media hating Luddite, I have no Facebook account. I'm not sure the unicorn search is worth abandoning my principles... I understand. It is a love / hate relationship here. Just wanted to make the offer to someone seeking longboard pleasures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckmann AG Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 How about Action Comics #1 instead? Hen's teeth? A hamlet manuscript typed by monkeys in a locked room? I could maybe get you some action on a chicken with a Hapsburg beak, an unopened VHS copy of '12 Monkeys', an 8 oz canned ham, and a Pogo stick signed by Charlton Heston? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I could maybe get you some action on a chicken with a Hapsburg beak, an unopened VHS copy of '12 Monkeys', an 8 oz canned ham, and a Pogo stick signed by Charlton Heston? It's all tempting. Does the "pogo stick" resemble a pistol-grip, pump action Mossberg, by chance? It may not be a pogo stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckmann AG Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Definitely not a shotgun, though it appears to have been modified to work as a crude crossbow if circumstances require. Despite being filed off, the serial number shadow suggests this unit was part of covert NRA project 'Elephant', the alleged purpose of which was to encourage youngsters to 'stomp out nascent political correctness'. Paper example targets were supplied to be strewn about the playground, and collected in turn by each bounce of the stick, the protective rubber cap removed from the 'foot' to reveal a short set of spikes. Quality puncture groupings could be redeemed for token prizes. Problems arose on account of the target demographic not understanding what 'nascent' means, and the project was cancelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted January 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Despite being filed off, the serial number shadow suggests this unit was part of covert NRA project 'Elephant', the alleged purpose of which was to encourage youngsters to 'stomp out nascent political correctness'. And this was signed by Chuck himself? Throw in the wig and beard set from "The Ten Commandments and f*** it, I'm in! I'm totally into killing anything that's "naked." Whatever that word is, it sounds subversive and un-American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted January 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Waiting for Pogo(t)? Eerily similar story lines here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckmann AG Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Guffman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted January 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Guffman, Godot, the central theme is the same, Vladimir. How about a joke to pass the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckmann AG Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Higgs boson walks into a church... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowrider Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 (edited) Is this the Mensa 12 step chat room ? Edited January 31, 2016 by lowrider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckmann AG Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 It this the Mensa 12 step chat room ? Was going to suggest tabling that for later discussion, but realized that Mensans are somewhat intolerant of typos, obviating the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowrider Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 (edited) I have a lisp an voice to text isn't my fiend. Now no one knows what this was about ! Edited January 31, 2016 by lowrider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted January 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 (edited) Mensa? Not sure about the inestimable Beckmann, but I have had some inquiries from an outfit called Densa. Is that good? Edited January 31, 2016 by lordmetroland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted January 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 Ivoice to text isn't my fiend. I think it might be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowrider Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 You guys are way to sharp to continue this chat with. I must leave I have a walking and talking test tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckmann AG Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 I think it might be... +1 You guys are way to sharp to continue this chat with. I must leave I have a walking and talking test tomorrow. ...Says the man making subtle allusion to the major work of John Milton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted January 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 You guys are way to sharp to continue this chat with. I must leave I have a walking and talking test tomorrow. Don't go! This is just the kind of s*** that gets me pushed off chairlifts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckmann AG Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 ....the priest/preacher/personincharge accosts the Higgs, and says: "You call yourself the God Particle, which incites anxiety among the faithful. I"m afraid I'll have to ask you to leave." To which HB replies, " I understand your concern; but if I'm gone, you can't have mass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted January 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 To which HB replies, " I understand your concern; but if I'm gone, you can't have mass." Physicist humor, that's excellent! [looking around] So, where are all the guys with the snowboards I requested? They should be here by now, no? [clown enters, mocking the protagonist] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckmann AG Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 (edited) http://youtu.be/bMp7W8GqzBM?t=4m45s @4:45 Edited January 31, 2016 by Beckmann AG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordmetroland Posted February 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 OK, now I want two things: the Wingergun and the one-piece at the 2:45 mark. Wearing that suit on that board on a powder day? I'd spontaneously combust in yellow gloriousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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