Bubba Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he is drinking, the monkey is jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. He then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps on the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyones amazement, he sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my table...whole!" "Yeah that doesnt surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for everything the monkey ate and leaves. Two weeks later the guy is back at the bar, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and then eats it. The monkey then finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck both a cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and proceeded to eat them!" said the bartender. "Yeah that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to sh!t out the cue ball, he measures everything first to be safe!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenorman Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to sh!t out the cue ball, he measures everything first to be safe!" lucky it was a cue ball and not a watermelon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCrimson Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Or a pine cone with a propensity to invert itself once ingested for that matter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utahcarver Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Or a pine cone with a propensity to invert itself once ingested for that matter.. I don't even want to know how you know this. Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCrimson Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Just an assumption. Punny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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