tex1230 Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Murphy's NEWEST laws Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebu Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 I like the last one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 I don't know if this has already been written as a natural law, but it should be. If two cars are approaching each other, traveling in opposite directions on the same road, and a pedestrian (or bicyclist) is also traveling on that road, all three will pass each other at the same point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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