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  1. Woe to you o earth and sea

    for the devil sends the beast with wrath

    cause he knows that time is short

    let he who hath understanding

    reckon the number of the beast

    for it is a human number

    his number is six hundred and sixty six

    Maiden Rules!!!!!!!!!!

    Maiden Rules!!!!!!!!!!

  2. most likely you left the default settings for itunes on where to place your music..this will be c:\documentandsettings\"yourusername"\my music\itunes\itunes music. you can check/change this by opening up itunes and doing the following:

    Open Itunes

    Click on Edit......Click on Pereference ......goto the advanced tab.........

    this area will give you the info you need...check the following:

    iTunes Music folder location....if its in the above location copy the iTunes Music folder to your D:drive.....change the location to reflect the new location and then delete the old location

  3. Me and my friends actually saw the goddess of snowboarding once. I remember the day just like yesterday...1993 Vernon, NJ Me and a group of boarders where hiking a kicker off of Zero G at Vernon late Feb early March mid afternoon since the lifts to crowded (that hasnt change in 13 years) Nice day around 35-40 degrees. All of a sudden the goddess appears wearing tight black stretch pants white half shirt with black suspenders everthing about her was perfect :1luvu: Everybody hitting the kicker stops and stares while she prefectly carves down the hill.....She then disappeared and we never saw her again.

  4. I beleive this is one of the few buy/sell forums that dont need a buyers/sellers rating. If you go though the list of sold/purchase items there are very few negative comments. It actually kinda nice to be on a forum where you dont have to worry about who you are sending money to before shipment or shipping out a item but the payment is coming later. or just the opposite somebody is trusting you to send payment after its been shipped or getting paid before even trying to find the item in your garage.

  5. J-,

    If you really, REALLY wanted your wife to "love" you more, make sure she walks up to you while you are mocking how she was acting giving birth to get a laugh from your buddies.....it's truly priceless and one of those really "fond" memories I have of my ex-

    That is most likely one of the most classless things I have ever heard.....My likely I would not be able to snowboard after that....Not just because my wife would have burned all of my equipment after she had thrown me out but would have also broken both of my legs in the process :biggthump

  6. 26 things girls wish guys knew

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    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better". This will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs, they love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words **** you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special, then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner, then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

    10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

    11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet, kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny, why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no she's not hungry. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile, then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell, a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

    21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say no, it's just the rain. Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you ****ing baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny.

    26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call.

    Those are great rules. I am going to start trying them for this day on I think my wife will love me more :flamethro

  7. I do not agree with you on this one. Yes, the OS will split the load between the two processors/core when there is several processes running, but if an application is single threated, the OS can not split a single thread. As an example, if a video encoder is single threated (not programmed for multiple CPU) and you encode a video, the encoding thread will only use a single processor.

    that is correct just like if you buy a 64 bit processor but your programs are written in for a 32 bit. They do not magicaly starts addressing a 64 bit register just because its available. A single threaded applications will only use a single processor but if you use your mouse for something else maybe the hardware interrupt will be accepted on the second processor instead of the first.

  8. I haven't shopped around for a

    new computer in years. I am seeing laptops advertised with Intel Core

    Duo processors at speeds of 1.66GHz. This seems pitifully slow to me,

    as my 4 year old computer has a 2.4GHz (single core) processor. Are

    they apples and oranges? Is a 1.66GHz dual core processor more

    comparable to a 3.32GHz single core processor?

    Thanks,

    -Jack

    Duo Core means just that two cores(processors) on one chip. Which means the following Windows and Windwos based porgrams are single threaded applicatios which means only one instruction can get executed at one time, granted millioins of instructions are executed every second but it still one at a time with a dual core systems you have in essence two separate processors which can execute a single instruction at a time but at the same time. The OS takes care of that for you and as Derf pointed out the applications have to also be written for dual core. As for the MAC/PC debate..thats a mute point once MACs switch over to Intel but OS X is easier to learn and use than Windows.

  9. hey i'm gonna be a nurse!

    you know what's hilarious? i get more stares and whistles and comments dressed in SCRUBS than i do in normal clothes. what the? LOL

    Thats because SCRUBS is a great tv show......actually they are just plain sexy :1luvu: easy to get off and most guys have fanatasies about getting it on with a hot nurse in SCRUBS in a hospital

  10. Well I need to join this thread now...I started dating my wife in my mid twenties and as in the previous post I was lucky enough to find my life partner early in life. But I have come to one conclusion women do know what they want but instead of telling us (men) outright they make us guess at it untill we get it. I dont think they(women) do it intentionally but learn it growing up. But I guess married life would be as fun if my wife actually told me what she wanted then there would be no fights and if there where no fights then there would be no make-up #$%.

  11. I also used to ride at the old school Vernon/Accident Park area. The alpine slide was crazy. The brakes barely worked. It was sooooooo easy to just fly right out of the track, never mind that there were multiple people on the same track at the same time. That place was like a big meat grinder for people. People were always getting sucked into the wave pool, drowning, falling off of the ride towers, peeling their skin off on the alpine slide, fighting, drinking, bottoming out on the bungee jump tower. If you weren't sore and bleeding when you got home from that place then you didn't go on any of the rides. Ahhhh, memories...

    Its was a great place. How's the drive-in this year Erik?

  12. I used to work at the alpine slide at Vernon Valley/MC at the time it was called Action Park but went by the nicknames Traction Park or Accident Park. The alpine slide was the most accident prone of all the attractions. The slide is made of a fiberglass type mat. and when flesh slides across it on a hot day the flesh tends to stick to the slide. One time I was working at the middle of the track to report any accidents and this Jamica guy comes flying down the track and loses it around one of the turns. I ask him if he was alright, he said he was but it look like the black had been spray painted on his body because on his arm the flesh was white...no blood just white craziest thing I ever saw...

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