Mike Kildevaeld

Bordy WOW just seen your here what the heck are you up to man wow long time you just posted tons of memories I saw somehting you posted online with a goolgle search that was funny we where just talking about you the other day no crap ya my writing sucks its a clasic I am glad someone is here to document for me and yes just got done sayig I am done answering silly integraty back ground checks feel like I just traveled through Canadian Boarder which I still have tons of trouble mirrors under car you now full body search it is so fun anyhow thanks for the post it is good to hear you are alive where are you I will look for answer tommorrow seriously must go to bed right now look at some of my last two day post times I am loosing it just returned from Colorado 2 weeks of meetings and boardom to 4 nights no sleep I feel retarded right now see you tommorrow:biggthump;):):rolleyes::D

dont know how this posted twice and I can not seam to erase so I will say whatever and I am not even checking at all what I wrote so forget my spelling and maybe even missed words slept 4 hours last two days just came back from meetings all over the place last two weeks I am toast good night.

I'm wondering why you would explain someone how to specifically avoid your patent? Obviously, as two board designers, you can share ideas/etc, but if you don't want someone stealing your idea, why would you tell him how to avoid the patent in the first place? Maybe this is something that designers do a lot and I'm just not aware of it (b/c I'm far from being a designer)?? I'm not trying to fan the fire here or make any accusation through this question, this quote has just been bothering me for a while b/c I don't understand the reasoning behind it. Thanks! Tinkler and I sat down many times you may not be able to see that by the way we are acting yet that is the truth prior to he making the Kildy flex pissed me off ever since. So I explained the derby Patent I had going not fearing him to go do because spliting in half edge to edge a device that introduces camber into bottom board seams pretty silly do you follow me camber is supported by the thickest part of board that being the center so spliting board edge to edge is so nuts never dreamed my friend would do anything about it yet much to my surprise one month later capow there it was but he paid for that design at the olympics the middle riviot blew out of the burner because his new pivot point became the front set of rivots which where actualy sam location as now and as mine 12 - 16 inches from the front making this the new middle get it and that is all i will say on all this I am done it seam Tinkler is back and normal this was not a rag on Tinkler I can be civil just dont push me ay so lets get back to normal conversations or I simply ignore and I am saying this now so if the questions remain a test I will not reply does this all make sense I am tired of this crap and Tinkler please do the same I will show you all my new boards and so many answers will have been answered, I am always available for tech questions on many things please ask me no problem just if am am coming across in any way rude you are misunderstanding I just dont give a crap about this old tech any more lets talk new crap

This is hilarious Tinkler but just to let you know my next snowboards are patented and I applied for them all myself with very nice lawyers you will love them, so do not get that squirrely brain of yours all worked up. As to my “TWO PIECE SNOWBOARD” Patent title, if it was abandoned or no maintenance fees where paid to maintain the patent which may be possible considering 24/7 went belly up and I have already stated I was not in control of this patent nor could give a crap about this patent and for that matter your drumstick patent, but your drum sticks and my two piece snowboard are not in the same league buddy or should I say they do not conflict with each other patents. The two Piece Snowboard was described as a bottom board having no camber at all and top board with a fixed amount of camber built in and no adjustable gayness, the top board slides along a track fastened to bottom board for the shear factor involved when placing one object on top of another object and flexing and the top piece being constructed like a second snowboard introduced camber into the camber-less bottom board which than ended up looking and acting like a one piece snowboard so in fact it was more of a construction issue than a gay after market ad-on, now how does that in any way shape or form sound like a drumstick you mount onto snowboard to adjust camber to the aftermarket snowboard, I am sure since you did not include the snowboard in your patent or did you where you patenting the snowboard as well tinkler, ya Burton tried that. Now also tell me why if things where not looking good for this patent of mine after the search done by very good and expensive lawyers do you think 24/7 would sign contracts with LL Bean and almost Salamon to sell these boards? But as far as you in either case just straight up steeling my Two Piece Snowboard design you are a “scum bag” right is there another word for someone steeling other people designs and portraying them as their own, I did not think so. As far as the split baby that was all yours if you are talking about that awesome nose split nice one patent that, but if you mean a split under feet and all the way to tip, that you can soon search for under patents with a new concept to snowboards you may have to wait oh let’s see 1 year plus 18 months minimum right Tinkler enjoy that, and if you think it is un-patentable wait till you see the concept before using that squirrely brain again. As far as you telling me to stop or you will bring out dirt on me well first off that sounds like you are scared of me telling everyone what is really going on here and secondly I take it as a total threat from a fat out of shape old bastard and you had better put your nightly night diapers on and keep dreaming tuff guy because we for sure will see each other again…then what will you say to me. You and I know what is going on so I will be the one watching you crap your pants… <O:p Keep posting Tinkler this just get better and better can’t wait till you see my next boards "off the computer" should be a total wake up call for you, because to me you seem to be right where I left you off in 1996…. LOL MAKE SOMETHING NEW BUDDY OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE. :1luvu:Lots of love

Chamers? is this u

no worries I have been trying to say the split is old I never claimed the split I said only I have the only split through board and under foot I am done but you guys are cool no worries I appreciat the conversations I love it trust me I just wish I could communicate better and finished my english classes

you know it yeeeaaa boy :D

No crap thanks dude that means alot to me seriously I appreciat that keep riding I will be 60 when I am done hope to see out there we will use wheel chairs to get to the londge from our snowboards

Oops seriously I was not wanting to leave that I write stuff sometimes and plan to remove I am not that mean sorry that was kinda funny but my dad is not alive so now you may insert your sneaker into mouth OK ay no worries long time ago. I am done for the night you guys have fun gotta meeting in the morning must get ready.

Yes they should actualy be done just a few days into the next year technicaly soon after the new year so the photos will come after testing if you like cool looking space ships you may find these pretty hot. The boards are so crazy looking not sure on the performance but I am all about the looks any how, I will just ride them no matter what and make it work, no worries.

sorry Jack about the swearing forgot I never read my stuff type send spell all wrong :)

Yes the K2 rider I know who u r talking about dang, fogot about him Sanders Nie small blond dude that is great all white boards I remember but that means Tinkler did not invent the split board oh don't tell him he will be bumbed out he truly believes his own bull**** you know the type I am talking about right. Any how good call that is funny, but no one period invented split from tip through tail no ski no snowboard I did it by myself no one held my hand including tinkler. I am still fired up I will be better soon oops I wanted to remove that sorry I write stuff and remove it then I feel better As to the patent and defend it issue I already told you I was busy and could give a **** at the time however all you folks out there questioning my integrety is not funy so now I do care but I did not pay for my patent I was simply the inventor on the patent 24/7 payed for it and they are long gone as a company so what do you want me to do call the x owner ask him for some doe to go get tinkler that is funny you owe my 500 dollars what ever but my new board has a totaly new patent I own it and I will defend it because the new one is the shizzz for sure two weeks you will all see it has a new derby alloy and a new Kildy Flex and new bottom board trust me when I say NEW and not Tinklers just pay attention everyone so when we (Tinkler and I) battle you all can get a good laugh

Now I have some more time since I did not sleep last night, Tinkler and his 1993 invention, was a stick in front of his binding pushing on the center of his board making his center stiffer and edges softer that was it. “TORSIONAL SUCK” Talk about the opposite of what I had already done with Ride Snowboards and Liquid Snowboards before my meeting with “the inventor of camber Mike Tinkler” See picture of Ride and Liquid Snowboards. My favorite is when Tinkler said the snowstick were under his binding as to insinuate the kildy flex being the same as his snowcraps, not to mention I would love to see the sticks under bindings one hell of a balancing act, why has no one ever seen that stick, they are the same today as they were back in 93 stupid, except now for some reason he pushes on the edges with his sticks (I told him to do in our meeting of 93 based off my already knowledge SEE PICTURE) as he mentioned with a signed non disclosure agreement, which means I cannot tell or make a Snowstick, oh no how will I succeed. Does anyone really view my Kildy Flex as a snow stick wow no comment, and all I can say is I laughed when I saw he put two sticks to the edges and mounted the snowstick’s from the middle reversing the problem now he has “TORSIONAL SUCK CENTER” piviot point same thing Jack ass. Now he just mounts his Snowsticks on a Kildy Flex and somehow he invented the Kildy Flex cracks me up the Derby on top of his boards is mine if he thinks the Kildy Flex and his snowsticks are the same why does he use or need both think about it u-all. The fact is I never cared enough to stop him because I was snowboarding in the Olympics and shooting for the next Olympics I still don’t really give a **** because by now I thought everyone already knew the truth, apparently not, so I will show you a very easy to understand drawing after this I am done and I will be posting my new snowboards very soon and you will see once again what I do when I sit down and invent, it is not stolen and it is like no one else, it is original and patented end of story. Does anyone recall Swix SL armor this was also my invention so is the oval ski pole, Hello Mark Archer, he can tell you all about that one. These are just a few of my inventions I have many on the way as we speak. Kessler invents this hilarious banana camber and suddenly you will see Tinkler do it oh ya he already has stolen Kesslers idea but just wait ten years it was tinkler who invented this gay banana camber invention, ask why the best skiers don’t beg their 1 billion dollar ski companies to come up with this awesome bent ski idea ya. Oh ya Tinkler I met the guy from Hawii that you stole your asymmetrical windsurf invention from he had some nice words to describe you with as well LOL. Now what I do have no doubt about Tinkler is your split “tip” invention that was sick, remember the one you sold to many that actually does not qualify to be a snowboard in any type snowboard race. You did this one month after seeing my split all the way through my board, NO ONE had ever done, but you should have read the rules before panicking and trying to speed things up so to take credit for my split through center. The split tail of 10 inches or so had been done so many years ago and Tinkler did not invent this either as he is appearing to be claiming, the Hexel guy worked at Sims who advised and made the Sims Burner for Fawsett, I was on his team I should know… by the way it did not have a banana camber who ever claimed that. Tinkler why again was your split board solid in center and out to the nose split same on tail oh ya because your Kildy Flex was split edge to edge in middle to avoid my patent as I instructed you how to avoid my patent, thinking you would never try such a lame idea but I now understand you will do whatever it takes to be the man… my mistake.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> If I piss anyone off sorry, I only dislike Tinkler and anyone in my shoes would.

guys boards with no camber or banana camber are a joke sorry but the tip has no down force when riding flat and less down force then a cambered board when in turn, meaning nose flaps in the wind. Also you have to put less pressure onto nose meaning sit back, have fun on the steeps carving when sitting back. The reason so many love it, it certainly slides, feathers or enters turns easyly because you are realy not carving into turn, try taking any board detuning it or just buy a shorter board have fun on that. To the guy about free riding and racing you are correct, though racing is at neck break speeds on terain 100 people just made the same turn at, and there lies the problem that needs to be solved stabality is a must no downforce is a joke when that tip starts flaping so that is why I laugh at banana camber, when I free ride I say to myself looks pretty clean over there and that is where I lay my turn, definetly different. Kessler and anyone else today using Titnal with bent nose you just like the stability of the metal it is a huge improving little thing Titnal, trust me and all the other ski racers out there, I would love to take the two sheets of Titnal out of WC racers skis and see his run he would look like a goey for sure.

Was this your podium shot of the silver medal at your very own Indycross Nastar Champs, you may want to consider a dentist. The reply came in five seconds, I was actualy drawing up a new invention that I did not steel from someone else, so you actualy have to do alot of work to figure out.

not even sure how I did that pissed off maybe can't think. The Patent Number is (I have no idea) did you see it, that is the best part of patents you have to find it, or get a lawyer to search sorry but that is the truth also 24/7 payed for it so I never really cared nor do I have that number but if I did I would be an idiot to tell anyone all I remember is my name is on it as inventor, Salamon Skis where interested in buying it they took a trip to see 24/7 but no deal was made, again no idea what happened there iether, I was snowboarding getting ready for the Olympics few other things on my mind ay...

you know I had writen this whole gay thing getting all pissed and what ever, but than I just relized I am getting pissed at an old bumb living in the Dalles in a garage so why dont you take those awsome snowsticks and sell the hell out of them but do me a favor mount them in the center of your board and push on the tip like you where doing when Mark begged me to help your dumb idea out and no you lied when you injected they where mounted under binding you are a joke the snowsticks are a joke and why did you split your kildy flex plate edge to edge oh ya that was how I told you to avoid my patent so you did I laughed and you cost Mark Fawsett a gold metal in the first ever snowboard winte olympics oww he won the first run by over 3 seconds all he had to do was stand up and he would have won oooooh lets see 2 -4 million dollars why again oh ya you split the kildy flex from edge to edge to avoid my patent you my friend are a joke

OES 2009 - Mt Bachelor, March 5 - 8 2009 www.oregones.com I love Bachelor, how do these expression sessions work just go ride with tons of people at the same time? I never been to one.

I will never foget you tooling all the pro skiers in the snow miester race straton mt on skis in the DH Mike Nash fastest speed 94 MPH

And Mike Nash, sorry bud

Oh wow that was long ago rhode island company right they gave me my first free board ever (sponsor) I guess u could say I had been riding 11 days when I went to look my race new England cup race when chris carol, Jason, brushy and andy cog whee all racers anyhow I couldn't even link turns and I went down these courses I crap u not the only way I made one gate to the next was by graning gates and waiting till I had enough tension on that gate to use as a vine in the jungle and swing to the next gate LOL man was I making people laugh so flite said this guy needs a board. Typing on iPhone sorry if crazy here.

You are right Burton got there hands on the US team uniforms and I saw it coming they wanted everyone to pick there own outfits so now it was not a team look but just a bunch of kids running around with all different Burton jackets how lame is that clever Burton They loved ISF so much because they ran it...... We love you Burton good luck getting rid of Alpine you may run the mags and all else with money but not the little companies like custom boards, and the funniest part the sport started with repels and look at mainstream freestyle now oooh what a rebel ay... but now look at these hard core guys running around on these crazy boards that people on chairlifts dont even know what you are doing talk about rebel we alpiners are rebels keep up the easy work you rebels....

I don't know what to say any more about it.... I have to stop thinking about it because it was 11 years ago now. But if you ride half a board down a course, I sure do hope you take the bottom half LOL the KILDY FLEX portion does not slide well on snow.1111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111:lol: Do you like my plug.

ok that was funny...

For sure that was the best phase ever, Burton was making the middle of their boards softer than under feet so they could tweek their knees together to bend board to turn. Pretty funny how things do change we will laugh one day about current designs and materials you know that.