C5 Golfer Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT&DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derf Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Absolutely hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjvircks Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Huh??? What??? Did someone say something??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I read the title and I was like "ooo this is my expertise." Hilarious though!!! Just a lil tibit of real info I learned at my job: viagra = sildenafil citrate patent from pfizer will expire in 2011 so after that, expect the sale of viagra to triple. Going price at cvs is i think $14-15 a pill. I think I've paid more for sex for a date, so that ain't too bad.:biggthump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebu Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Going price at cvs is i think $14-15 a pill. If you were really cool you would have said "14-15 bucks a pop..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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