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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic

name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of

Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After

careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently

announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also

considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in

liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage

suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to

literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this

a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",

"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will

market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT&DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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I read the title and I was like "ooo this is my expertise." Hilarious though!!!

Just a lil tibit of real info I learned at my job:

viagra = sildenafil citrate

patent from pfizer will expire in 2011 so after that, expect the sale of viagra to triple.:biggthump

Going price at cvs is i think $14-15 a pill. I think I've paid more for sex for a date, so that ain't too bad.:biggthump:biggthump

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