skatha Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Seems like conventional condoms are about an inch too long for 60% of men in India....... It gets worse...... Conventional condoms are about TWO inches too long for 30% of men in India...... The remaining 10%?.... I work with a bunch of Indian docs......tee-hee :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr D Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Can we assume that this board is not the only place you have posted this notable info?:lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted December 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Nope.....they set fire to women in India.....I can't imagine what they'd do to me.... I'll just do my "all knowing" grin bit :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr D Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Coward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobD Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 During World War II, British soldiers discovered that placing a condom over a gun's barrel would keep the weapon dry and prevent it from corroding (near the sea) or icing up (in winter conditions). No such condoms existed for larger weapons, however, and it was suggested to Winston Churchill one day that 18" long specimens be made to cover larger artillery pieces. Churchill agreed, with two stipulations. First, the larger condoms would clearly be labeled "For Use By British Servicemen." And second? The condoms would also be labeled "Small"! BobD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! n ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobD Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Scientists working for Britain's Special Operations Executive equipped its secret agents with several fiendish weapons, including a firearm that could be hidden in a sleeve and a miniature gun disguised as a cigar. But the most unusual SOE "weapon" was surely itching powder. SOE agents contaminated uniforms with itching powder in an attempt to lower morale among selected groups of enemy personnel. U-boat crews were singled out for special attention. At least one operational U-boat had to return to base because the crew believed they were suffering from an acute skin condition that made it impossible for them to concentrate on their work. Itching powder was also placed into condoms destined for use by German servicemen stationed in Norway. Resistance sources reported that the results were extremely uncomfortable for the occupiers… BobD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted December 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 The whole episode is reminding me of the S.P. episode where the kids are being brainwashed by the Japanese anime cartoon and the execs of the company con their way past the parents by complimenting the dads' "manhood"s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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