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polaris

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  1. It's building the pipe right now. I forgot to rsvp for today. No sign of the team. GFYs
  2. Tomorrow is gonna be off the hook at Loon! The new cutomized prinoth beast groomer with the in-cab atmospheric herb vaporizer, autopilot, and 8 speaker audio system arrived on Wednesday and will be running all night tonight! 32 trails, 7 lifts, one fckin inch of new snow. They are really fkin some $h1t up. I LOON.
  3. I'll pay up. Where do I send my fine? Or do I just give it to the bartender at the PBR. I<3 LOON and so does Glenn.
  4. Deere Mr. Deere: Please don't hold back. Enzo: Moosekock? You got issues. When are we gonna sart smacking the $h1t out of some gates? gffys
  5. After watching the video, I retract my earlier advice. One must crawl before walking and walk before running. I think maybe the OP was asking the wrong questions. When he asked for a critique, was he really asking "Who here has the least useful advice for me". I think we have a winner.
  6. Take a look at my avatar, I look like Brian Boitano after landing a triple lutz. If a picture is worth 1000 words, then the video of that "banked" slalom run would be priceless. I got two words of advice for the aspiring racer: GO FASTER.
  7. The camo doesn't come off till Sunday night. See you on the 11th.
  8. That fcckking guy always smell up the place. Febreeze wont help. It's snowing now with little or no chance of accumulation. Maybe we will get a little more this afternoon. No wardrobe requests, you can't do any more damage to his wardrobe than he already has done on his own.
  9. FOund them in the archives. Page 20. I think there may be more somewhere. Here's the loser in his humiliation suit. The best part is that it's about about 1.5 sizes too small.
  10. "WHITETRASH-HILLBILLY-REDNECK, PBR DRINKING, TABACOO CHEWIN, GOON/IDIOT MALE PIG" There must be a ton of character witnesses you could call up to defend your honor.
  11. Ninety-nine percent of snowboarders are good people enjoying a clean sport, and it is only one percent who are antisocial barbarians. GFY
  12. Hey guy? Are those fate pants. They are like the ones I used to have but a different color. I don't wear mine anymore. Enzo: I never even noticed (I usually pick up on stuff like that right away), I musta been in a trance or thought it was a dude.
  13. I just saw the poor guy on Tuesday. He could barely get a beer to his lips. Couldn't turn his head fopr the topless girl in the front row of the ManchVegas Phish show. Now he's having the new Puppy Luv hot dog steamer installed under the hood of the new ride (it's a mid-engine model). Lift the hood, raise the umbrella and start slinging dogs all day long. It's a sad day when a guy ends up like this.
  14. Nice! That was me list night. Thanks for the spicy smoke Mr Pepin.
  15. At least I got the chance to carpet surf it.
  16. I have the cash. I'll meet you in Lynn. At least it has antlers.
  17. That should work for me. Exeter?
  18. If it's not a truck, it better have some Hp. S4 Avant?
  19. Hey Stevo! Are you on some other forum for stand up paddle elephants and kooks? Send up the link. I gotta check it out. I was looking at a 10' C4 Waterman SUB vector. I think my resistance to the SUP fad is fading....
  20. With any luck, I'll be in the Atlantic getting pummeled by surf from Igor.
  21. Almost got knocked off by a low-flying duck Hey guy? Can I get a cigar holder installed on this thing? GFY - You know who you are...
  22. Were the Uhlichs there? Dick and Eileen? How about Safonda Cox?
  23. Mike Oxmall and Hugh Johnson say hi:AR15firin
  24. I heard Eaton and Anita Beaver was there too. Did you meet Pat's son Holden?
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