C5 Golfer Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 "Ya know, when I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard. By the time I was 60, I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 70 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand." "So, what's your point?" "Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger am I gonna get!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphy12 Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 A husband bought his wife a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't give her anything. She asked: "Why didn't you give me anything this year?" "You didn't use what I got you last year." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaynard Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Old guy and his wife sitting on the front porch swing. Old guy looks at his wife, slugs her in the arm and says "that's for 50 years of bad sex!". Old lady looks back at him with a disgusted look, slugs him back so hard he falls off the swing and says "that's for knowing the difference!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted November 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 So this old guy goes to see his doctor. The Doc says "Mr. Schwartz, you simply have to stop masturbating" Schwartz says “Why?” Doc replies “I would like to finish giving you your physical” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Dahl Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 After a hard day at work (pun intended) I needed a laugh...told it to my wife, she thought for a second, said "I don't get it"...guess I got 2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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