b0ardski Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 That had me rollin:lol: "phok u!!! I need some phoking camber!" Me too. I've skied spatulas and ridden bananas and you can have'em. From democratic deer to fascist fruit. awesome thread:biggthump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted June 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Ok - next up let’s talk about Controlling girlfriends and wives. I think that is why there are no males or bucks in the photo. They knew they would be blamed for the flood and would be asked by the Does "why are we just finding out about this now!" And then "what are you doing about it” Bucks are smart they also knew they would not get any until the next rut. So any of you had to put up with the wrath of a woman scorned? Let hear of your opposite sex stories... same sex is ok too...just dont get to graphic on the same sex ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Prokopiw Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 The wives and gfs put you up to this to expose us as cheating on them with long, slender mistresses that have scary names like 'Virus Black Death' and 'Coiler' and 'Diablo'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gcarve Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 The wives and gfs put you up to this to expose us as cheating on them with long, slender mistresses that have scary names like 'Virus Black Death' and 'Coiler' and 'Diablo'. Yup. what he ^^ said. My slender mistress goes by the name Donek Metal FC, I guess you could say she's a member of the metal militia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gcarve Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 I think that is why there are no males or bucks in the photo. They knew they would be blamed for the flood and would be asked by the Does "why are we just finding out about this now!" And then "what are you doing about it” Bucks are smart they also knew they would not get any until the next rut. Yup, they were smart, they knew the rain was coming, and the snow level was down to 3000ft. That's why the night before they waxed their collective "boards", and were up carving turns when this pic was taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted June 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Yup. what he ^^ said. My slender mistress goes by the name Donek Metal FC, I guess you could say she's a member of the metal militia. The wives and gfs put you up to this to expose us as cheating on them with long, slender mistresses that have scary names like 'Virus Black Death' and 'Coiler' and 'Diablo'. Ok guys I get the picture.. least now I know what is sitting on the mantel in your house..:rolleyes::rolleyes: so back to the Democratic Deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gcarve Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 I think that is why there are no males or bucks in the photo. They knew they would be blamed for the flood and would be asked by the Does "why are we just finding out about this now!" And then "what are you doing about it” Bucks are smart they also knew they would not get any until the next rut. Yup, the bucks were smart. They knew the rain was coming, and the snow level was down to 3000ft. So the night before they all waxed their boards, and were up carving turns when the "Democrat Doe" pic was taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted June 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question on which I lost was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gcarve Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question on which I lost was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Any "buck" worth his "salt lick" knows the answer to that question. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted June 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Any "buck" worth his "salt lick" knows the answer to that question. :rolleyes: An what might be your guess Mr. Buck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gcarve Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I'm starting to suspect this might be a loaded question. So I'm not gonna bet my personal "salt lick" that the answer might have something to do with lower latitude short and curlies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted June 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I'm starting to suspect this might be a loaded question. So I'm not gonna bet my personal "salt lick" that the answer might have something to do with lower latitude short and curlies. you are close but no cigar...you are thinking like I was at the bar the other night, ‘Down under’ like in Australia is wrong also – Africa is the right answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gcarve Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Well, I had the lower latitude part right. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted June 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Well, I had the lower latitude part right. :D I like how you think.. Here is a video of a northern latitude -- snowmobile action hope the link works.. sorry if a short ad is shown. the Vid is well worth it the wait. http://www.zapiks.fr/share/player.swf?file=50284 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
two_ravens Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Here is a video of a northern latitude -- snowmobile action http://www.zapiks.fr/share/player.swf?file=50284 Yeah, Cat riders ain't worth sh!t. A Polaris guy would have made it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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