C5 Golfer Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 One day a snowboarder, who has been stranded on an island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and says to him, Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the snowboarder. With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorra! Is that ever good!" "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Tis absolutely fantastic!" At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've ..........?" With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got Coiler in there too?" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dragonfly jones Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 What did the snowboarder say when he stepped up to the microphone? You want fries with that??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 how many AASI examiners does it take to screww in a light bulb? 5...one to screw in the bulb and 4 to stand around, clap and say "Nice Turns" How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a bulb? 5...one to screw in the bulb, 1 to video tape it, and 3 to slap high fives and say "DUDE...That was Sick" How Many PSIA examiners to screw in a bulb? 1...he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecarve Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 :D Nice! Hey, all my wetsuits zip up the back...am I doing something wrong? joe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by joecarve Hey, all my wetsuits zip up the back...am I doing something wrong? I don't want to know where you keep your coiler!!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin A. Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 how many park monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10, one to hold the lightbulb and 9 to smoke up and make the room spin. Haha I love steriotypes ________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skully Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum and a snowboarder? You can take the dirtbag out of the hoover.` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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