kjl Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 So, it was pretty obvious that Chuck Norris would kick everyone's ass. Here's a tougher one: Who would win in a fight: Darth Vader or Bugs Bunny? Darth Vader: Is Master of the Dark Side of the Force, is half-man/half-machine, is voiced by James Earl Jones, can choke from a distance, wields a wicked lightsaber, is unsurpassed as a spacecraft pilot. Bugs Bunny: Can materialize mallets, anvils, flowers, and chocolates from behind his back, is a master of seduction when he dresses up as that really hot lady rabbit, is a master of confusion through verbal trickery "rabbit season!" and big sloppy kisses, can't be killed, can enter one door and come out another, can defy most laws of physics, plays classical music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikytheripster Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daneille Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 I think that Bugs and Darth would fight a bit and then become friends , I doubt there could be any other outcome. Daneille Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheman0177 Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Bugs. Simple. Cos he is a kids character and isn't allowed to lose, despite everything. Since he can't be beaten, Darth can't kill him, therefore Darth must lose, therefore Bugs wins. Otherwise it is a stalemate, where Darth just gets sick of chasing Bugs and goes and blows up Chuck Norris' planet with the Death Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjl Posted January 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Elmer did kill Bugs (at least) once, in What's Opera, Doc?. Of course, that was more of an epic opera/tragedy kind of tale, with Elmer playing Siegfried and Bugs playing the valkyrie Brunhilde in an adaptation of Wagner's epic Ring cycle... ...and Darth Vader does appear in a grand, tragic Space Opera, Star Wars, so maybe Vader might win after all... In any case, the fight would be totally awesome. Almost as awesome as Ninjas vs. Pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfinsmiley Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Bugs. Simple. Cos he is a kids character and isn't allowed to lose, despite everything. Since he can't be beaten, Darth can't kill him, therefore Darth must lose, therefore Bugs wins.Otherwise it is a stalemate, where Darth just gets sick of chasing Bugs and goes and blows up Chuck Norris' planet with the Death Star. True,student of the Force! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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