eastcoasticerider Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 THIS IS A MUST READ FOR ALL YOU GUYS GIVING THAT ENGAGEMENT RING TOMORROW: DEAR TECH SUPORT: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance.....particularly in the Flowers and Jewelry applications.... which operated flawlessly under the old Boyfriend 5.0 .... In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as ..NFL 5.0, MLB 3.0, NBA 4.0, AND GOLFCLUBS 4.1....CONVERSATION 8.0 no longer runs , and HOUSECLEANING 2.6 simply crashes the system entirely...I tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail.....what can I do?/ signed Desperate....... TECH SUPPORT REPLY: Dear Desperate....... First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is just an entertainment package whereas Husband 1.0 is a whole operating system change. Please enter the command: "http//www.i-thought-you-loved-me.com" and try to upload TEARS 6.2, , AND DON,T FORGET TO INSTALL GUILT 3.0 UPDATE... If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5...But remember!!!! Overuse of the above application could cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 Beer 6.1 IS A VERY VERY BAD PROGRAM!!! that will also download SNORING LOUDLY BETA VERSION....But whatever you do ..... do not install Mother In Law 1.o as this program runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources..... Also do not attempt to load or reinstall Boyfriend 6.0 program as this is an unsupported application and will totally crash Husband 1.0 In summary , Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory, and cannot learn new applications quickly...You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance....We highly recommend Hot Food 3.0, and Sexy Black Lingerie 7.7 MERRY CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY TO ALL YOU GUYS TAKING THE BIG STEP FROM BOYFREIND 5.0 TO HUSBAND 1.0........EAST COAST ICE RIDER..55 AND STLL ALIVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linus Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 LOL @ bob for edting for spelling! I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastcoasticerider Posted December 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Hey who needs to know how to spell if they work for Polish Printing Co.? I was told I was hired from the shoulders down....(I was also told I could be fired for wasting Beer!) LaBatts Blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 they also forget to mention that if Wife 1.0 would uninstall BigButt 3.5 Husband 1.0 would have a quicker startup time, assuming he hasnt been afflicted by BeerBelly virus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Sub Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Heh. My OCD got the better of me. Im on your side, Bob. I get bitched at for correcting spelling and grammar. Don't EVER go to Mixed Martial Arts sites like Sherdog or MMAweekly...the horror! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastcoasticerider Posted December 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 I,m just curious....Has anyone upgraded from Boyfreind 5.0 to Husband 1.0 over the Christmas Weekend?....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 also with the husband 1.0 package, u get a rebate for children 1.0 which is bundled with sleep deprivation beta and no more money 2.0. You also get a contest entry card to win mortgage .95. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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