Recon Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 One winter morning a couple is listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow-plows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Normansays... "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Yuck, yuck, yuck.....;) BTW, I am blonde-also red around the edges, but I can never let a post be lonely.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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