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how dare you ???!!!! willy don't play dat
jack can track down ips and stuff if gets out of hand.
I may be a clown but it's just to amuuuuuse youse, not to mess with people
it's already been done, Jack knows.
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damn right
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yeah, you totally got me Noah.
Keep smokin' guys.
"dude, there's mad betties by the super jib, brahhh"
"got a smoke?"
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How old is your daughter?
twelve, you bunch of sickos.
Just by you asking proves how vile you are. What's your motto?
Old enough to pee is old enough for me....Or some other depraved barbaristic phrase that indicates that you have no moral fiber.
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BTW, alpine snowboarding is dead.
all your new hottest boards with the metal are just volant rip offs, I had metal i the 1980s you buncha tools.
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you ****in' knuckle dragging, doped out park rat
why do you have to bring me into this?
go back to the park, "jib on........brah"
MRG and Taos are the ****, they keep you meatheads out for good reason, you'd get hurt at mad river and don't have enough class to act civil at deer valley or taos. As for Alta, when they buy snowbird you're all gonna be **** out of luck because we're gonna make the tram skier only so your jib sticks will have to stay on the lower mountain.
you guys are a bunch of friggin' n00bs that probably have never ridden anything better than stratton anyway.
go back to SoCal, buy a bag of weed and ride big bear or mountain high and leave the real mountains to people who ride equipment capable of tackling real terrain. hell, skiers even go bigger in the pipe, the one feature snowboarders can claim for themselves.
even at resorts where snowboarding is allowed allot of them won't allow patrollers to ride snowboards because they are unsafe...
why do you all hate on sound safety standards as well as a place that asks you to have a little class? It's like a restaurant that has a clean kitchen and demands that the patrons do the jacket and tie thing. That's the problem with you people you just don't get some simple concepts like decency. If snowboarders as a whole could collectively form a sentence other than "dude, that was steezy" or "that bitch is bangin' yo, I bet she ****s like a porn star" we'd probably let you come to the better places to ski. Even if you could refrain from from saying those things in front of my kids we'd let you in. Snowboarders are just a bunch hooligans, we don't want you near our daughters!
BTW, you guys really ought to work on not stealing from the shops at ski areas, this is another issue we have to consider before allowing you people on the hill.
as someone already mentioned snowboarders are a different demographic. It's very true, you are the skate rats raised probably by trailer park rednecks. People of lower class usually don't climb in the social ranks because they lack the social skills needed to obtain a decent education or a decent job. Maybe, if you guys put down the bong for a minute you'd figure that out.
You bunch of dregs, pull up your pants and get a job.
go back to the trauma park...........
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lonerider is on to something.
ever notice that skeez pops up when there has been bitch fests going on?
Perhaps serving as a omega wolf or the fat kid in phys ed....
okay, back to the fun stuff, swoards and Doneks are for pussies, go Rossi or go home!
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you guys are just getting metal now?
I had Atomic Arcs with titanium in the '80s..........
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my sister is the number three prostitute in all of uzbekistan, very niiice
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the Japanese their engrish very good
somebody set us up the bomb!
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hehe I call those speed 85s the mother of pearl/semen tailed burtons
they look kinda cool though
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whoops!
I meant snowboarders suck!
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you don't like the cartels?
a little soft but they are still good bindings!
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hahaha, you all still suck!
I got titanium boots and poles made of carbon fibre
you guys just wish you could be as cool, anyone remember ski racer in tahoe on the old forum?
the east coasters suck the Pen0r too, lam3rz
where's Dalve been?
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or a swix exactor or regular file guides some files and stones
one of the better and unique solutions is here http://www.alpineskituning.com/
not perfect but meets most peoples needs very well and is a cheaper solution than most
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hehe that's what all you guys really wanna do anyway wearin' hardboots when you snowboard anyway
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Originally posted by ak_rider
Depends on what you want to do. If you want a resort job check their sites. Most are starting to get into hiring for next season. As far as repping goes, find a co you want to rep for and contact them. Most require extensive sales background and that you have a somewhat pre-established sales network. Easiest way to work your way into a rep position is to start out working at a shop and work your way up through meeting people and getting connections. Good luck with the search. I prefer on-snow jobs. I have more fun riding than talking about it:)
What AK rider said
Retail is a great place to start
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Garranteed Accident Prone Every Run
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I mean the priciest has to be the best.
I as a skier(with a snazzy one piece I might add) don't want to see shabby folks, we only want the elite out there.
The best way to get rid of the poor people who might have diseases we just make it to costly for them.
I for one am all for this tactic.
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Originally posted by philistine
I have heard people mention special clothing called sliding clothes? I have heard that for extreme carving you can opt to have special sliding clothes that will reduce friction from your clothes rubbing on the ground.
Does anyone know anything about this?
Decente makes some great onepice suits!
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but with more carbon fibre and a topsheet with all sorts of tech things on it like lights and terms like "high performace skid theory" on it
a onepiece to match them with tassles on it like Billy Kidd wears
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just rub on the paste and go zooooooooooom
hot wax is so 70s
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because skis are better and skiers are cooler
skis go faster too
alpine snowbaorders just wish they were cool thats why they wear plastic boots
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Originally posted by Ghostrider
Welcome back skeez rule...havent heard from you in a while!
But I dunno..check this out
http://www.snowandrock.com/burton_t6_snowboard.htm
...snowboards now use aerospace technology. yea..no lie. this is serious stuff. Do you know what that means!? yea thats right..its means the snowboard has been designed to work in space. oh yea...thats right...I'll say it again...they are designed to work in space. I kid you not my two plankin friend. Skis dont have aerospace technology. How can you compete agains that huh!? Yea skis might get you into the stratosphere, but if you wanna be in the Ionosphere....well you're gonna need a snowboard, bottom line.
so they still use crappy wood too
for it to be super good it needs the Microcell core and dual tech sidewalls
Poach, poach, poach, and poach again!
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HAHA you crack me up. You guys are just now catching up on the one piece and why it's better.
see here: http://www.shorelineoftahoe.com/store/product.php?productid=502&cat=1179&page=1
You're such a toughguy wavechaser and that's exactly what we don't want at MRG, thugs. I bet you're about 17 years old and listen to those new gangster rap groups like Public Enemy. Tipper Gore was right, those ideas are dangerous ...