Miguel Posted January 4, 2004 Report Share Posted January 4, 2004 Today as I snaked my way down to the lift with as much style and finesse as my aging body could muster, a fetching brunette looked me dead in the eye and stated....and I quote, "Is that hard?:D Öf course my sixth grade mentallity went into warp speed and I was about to spew out a clever albeit crass response when her young son arrived and I simply said "Nah it's not too bad.":rolleyes: God that hurt! Anyway it brought a bit more joy to an already great day.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecarve Posted January 4, 2004 Report Share Posted January 4, 2004 Got this one the other day: "That's just about the coolest thing I've ever seen". Heh. joe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Speedy Posted January 4, 2004 Report Share Posted January 4, 2004 Things aren't always what they seem to be......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrillkil Posted January 5, 2004 Report Share Posted January 5, 2004 "I can carve my Freestyle board better than an alpine" ...proven wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pike Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Is that one of those monoskis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliffh Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 one women to another: "...and I have no idea what that is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mark Jeangerard Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 "I have been dancing ballet for 30 years... what you are doing is ballet." And she proceded to take her first ever snowboard lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy D Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 "Looking GREAT!" and "Nice turns!!!" :D Of course, I always get curious looks from riders on softies, masked by looks of derision and contempt. I just smile and keep on carvin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Wow I didn't know you could get your body layed out so close to the ground like that (said by a skier that I technically work for back in the real world of the Navy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stoked Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 speed police? haha we don't have that in Austria as far as I know, the latest thing I heard is that in one resort there are tourism officials on skies offering free drinks to people on the slopes. Also not that great probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtnken Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Looks like you are turning in water, and whats wrong with that snowboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Heard at a race: Racer 1 (to racer 2): Do you have a real board? Coach: He Cooked you by 10 seconds...who's board is real? -NBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gilmour Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 "It's falling with style" -Buzz Lightyear ________ Toyota Corona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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