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11 minutes ago, HillB said:

I witnessed that comment. 

yeah, I was so not expecting that. so cool

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At the Cornice chair at Kirkwood, the kind of cute liftie girl says "I've been watching you make turns, I really want to try that. Where do I get the gear?"  I sent her here.

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On 3/3/2021 at 3:26 AM, Cuban Carving Gooding said:

A couple weeks ago at Heavenly. I was getting on Sky chair when I hear " Do you want to have A carve off?" I reply yes and turn to see who asked.  It was a soft boot boarder.

I thought he said "I challenge you guys to a carve off"! Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly...funny stuff!

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Heard two baffling comments from the same person (soft booter) in the lift line at AZ Snowbowl today.

To his friend: "Make sure you stay on your heels. You're not supposed to snowboard on your toe edge. It's super dangerous." For context, this was an intermediate/expert lift on a powder day.

To a skier: "How much were those snow pants?"
Skier: "Uh, I think around two-"
"-Two thousand?"
"...... no, two hundred"
"Woah, that's cheap! I usually see snow pants for eight or nine hundred"

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Some jackass at A-basin "was that on shark tank"? This was that kind of jackass who proceeded to loud mouth what he thought was the history of snowboarding and we just ignored him. 

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Last week at Sunapee, gaggle of skiers staring at me getting off the lift and clipping in.

She: What IS that? 

He:  That's a Ski Board. You can't do ANY tricks on it.

She: Really?

He:  Yup NONE.

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20 hours ago, dano said:

Last week at Sunapee, gaggle of skiers staring at me getting off the lift and clipping in.

She: What IS that? 

He:  That's a Ski Board. You can't do ANY tricks on it.

She: Really?

He:  Yup NONE.

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Only the hardest trick... turning

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