Cuban Carving Gooding Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 A dance fight is what I equate it too. It turned out to be a top to bottom run with not much carving going on. The nice man thanked me and my friend for the run. I never saw him again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentonharman Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 Riding on a chair with 1 other rider: - "What is that you are riding?" - "It is an alpine snowboard." - "Cool. Do you ride a snowboard too?" - "Yes. I'm riding one right now." 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post big mario Posted March 8, 2021 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 Most awesome comment ever from a Lovey Lifty as he scanned the last of the dozen or so of us in: " You guys are a bunch of Samurai warriors slicing up the slopes on your Katana swords". Hard to believe, but that comment left me speechless. Mario 13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillB Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 I witnessed that comment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big mario Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 11 minutes ago, HillB said: I witnessed that comment. yeah, I was so not expecting that. so cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andygere Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 At the Cornice chair at Kirkwood, the kind of cute liftie girl says "I've been watching you make turns, I really want to try that. Where do I get the gear?" I sent her here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogo Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 On 3/3/2021 at 3:26 AM, Cuban Carving Gooding said: A couple weeks ago at Heavenly. I was getting on Sky chair when I hear " Do you want to have A carve off?" I reply yes and turn to see who asked. It was a soft boot boarder. I thought he said "I challenge you guys to a carve off"! Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly...funny stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eboot Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 At mount snow, 2 extremes within 5 minutes: that set up rocks, vs. Look it’s a snow skate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowburn Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 Hey look at how forward his foot stance is? How fun is that?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weather_nerd Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 Heard two baffling comments from the same person (soft booter) in the lift line at AZ Snowbowl today. To his friend: "Make sure you stay on your heels. You're not supposed to snowboard on your toe edge. It's super dangerous." For context, this was an intermediate/expert lift on a powder day. To a skier: "How much were those snow pants?" Skier: "Uh, I think around two-" "-Two thousand?" "...... no, two hundred" "Woah, that's cheap! I usually see snow pants for eight or nine hundred" 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colozeus Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 Some jackass at A-basin "was that on shark tank"? This was that kind of jackass who proceeded to loud mouth what he thought was the history of snowboarding and we just ignored him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dano Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 Last week at Sunapee, gaggle of skiers staring at me getting off the lift and clipping in. She: What IS that? He: That's a Ski Board. You can't do ANY tricks on it. She: Really? He: Yup NONE. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slopestar Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 20 hours ago, dano said: Last week at Sunapee, gaggle of skiers staring at me getting off the lift and clipping in. She: What IS that? He: That's a Ski Board. You can't do ANY tricks on it. She: Really? He: Yup NONE. Only the hardest trick... turning 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Gendzwill Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, slopestar said: Only the hardest trick... turning Now that’s snobbery the other way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroshmero Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 Getting on the chair with 2 softbooters, I get asked... "How do you like the Nordic board?" Took me a second to figure out to respond to that one. At first I just chuckled. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queequeg Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 50 minutes ago, heroshmero said: "How do you like the Nordic board?" 3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmorita Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 What's next? Snowboard in hard boots? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MNSurfer Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 King of the Scootchline Blunt. Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big mario Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 I have an issue with scooch leg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west carven Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 howdy this is why biathlon was created... to shoot these knuckle draggers off the trail... haha! ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowrider Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 Nothing surprises me with what i hear in the lift line anymore. But i'm often disappointed by what i hear. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowburn Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 7 hours ago, queequeg said: This is the best small niche parody ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st_lupo Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 16 hours ago, snowburn said: This is the best small niche parody ever! Small niche?!? In Norway they have a Strava category for this!!! (maybe) 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Carving Gooding Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 On 3/12/2021 at 7:13 PM, Rogo said: I thought he said "I challenge you guys to a carve off"! Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly...funny stuff! You are probably right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Dahl Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 Last time out, the liftie sez "Is that as fun as snowboarding? Oh, wait, you know what I mean!" 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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