joecarve Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 'Twas the night before christmas and in every house The carvers were typin' and clickin' the mouse The boards were all waxed and beveled with care In hopes of groomed cord we'd see from the chair The boots were now fitted with custom footbeds Some were in Raichles, others in Heads My wife in her helmet, and I in my cap Were looking at runs on a recent trail map When out in the driveway I heard such a chatter, Like an edge letting go on ice bump and batter Away to the window I flew like a flash, Hoping my insurance would cover the crash. A pack of white sled dogs was out on the snow Chasing a rottweiler back and forth, to and fro Then, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty Ford truck, brimming with gear! The sight of the Bomber logo gave me a kick I instantly knew this was gonna be sick! Hoping they'd brought me a wicked ride to tame Any of many products I'd easily name: A Donek! A Prior! Nidecker! So bitchin'! Mounted with TD's (oh please, make 'em stepin) "You guys are the best!" I yelled in heartwarming call (Ya can't just go find this stuff down at the mall) Just as I headed out to shake hands and say "hi" They backed out of the driveway and started to fly! Then up to the house-top went the Bomber crew, In the truck full of toys, with Fin and Michelle too. The Mooner was up there, jumping the roof Inverted on teles (there goes your proof) And then inside the house I heard a great sound Down the chimney came Fin right after a hound. He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, (The dog's what I mean - Fin was covered in soot); A quiver of decks he had slung on his back, Shiny TrenchDigger bindings hanging out of his pack. The tinkling of metal sounded great - so merry! I wondered aloud how many he could carry "I can't really say, a trade secret, y'know, But buy a new pair - you'll ride ever so low!" His goggles shone so brightly, he smiled showing teeth A couple days stubble on his chin, underneath The dog rolled on the floor, he scratched her white belly She wriggled around like a bowlful of jelly Soon Michelle yelled, "What are you doin' with yourself? You can't just hang out here, like St. Nick's little elf!" "She totally keeps the details in line," Fin said, "There's so much to do - won't all fit in my head" "We're cranking out product - fill orders at work, And watching the forum, so no one's a jerk" That's when he vanished from right under my nose Leaving a bit of carve vibe, down to our toes He jumped in the truck, to the dogs gave a whistle, As they zoomed off the roof like a round from a pistol And I heard them proclaim, driving off in the night, "Deeper trenches for all, carve a rut, what a sight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipstar Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikytheripster Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 how long did it take? pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Sweet! Nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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