photodad2001 Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 My wangs so big its got its own wang, my wangs wang is bigger than your wang. Um, dude? That's a genital wart.:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatha Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 LOL!!!! Listen you guys...you have experience with just your wang...take it from a woman who's also a doc.... I have seen guys with big hands and small wangs and short guys with small hands and big wangs... The bottom line is....women have no sensory nerves for the inner 2/3 of their vaginas, so that extra 6 inches you all are packing is wasted. Plus, there is such a thing as too big...if you girlfriend mentions memories of childbirth when she sees you, you are too big.... The bottom line is 80% of guys have wangs that are about the same size...Given that you guys represent the 10% oversized of the statistical norm, as opposed to the 10% undersized of the statistical norm (NASCAR fans, if you were wondering), I would recommend NOT WORRYING about it... Now, if you have a tattoo that says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day" as opposed to "Wendy" on your schlong.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 I remember a couple of years ago Penthouse or Playboy having a picture of a guy that had is "wang" tied in a knot. Now that is too long.:biggthump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted April 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIoJ1TV9GOo&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIoJ1TV9GOo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> this one has the embed code disabled, but the link works let those buffalo roam http://youtube.com/watch?v=m4GbmJZBQR0 <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjdcPKcyWsI&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjdcPKcyWsI&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EElACroDRro&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EElACroDRro&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnisiWaya Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 He died a year ago I miss him but he asked me to take care of his wife who I have known for twenty five years him for 12. She just said, no please don't tea bag me, my belly button is already hurting......... end trans Jumpin jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnisiWaya Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 jUST LIKE MY 173 two extra layers of carbon fiber can do wonders For stiffness and longevity:biggthump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnisiWaya Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Come to the darkside, we have cookies I still want to know what kind of cookies.............. dirty old man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Doesn't someone usually say "this thread is useless without pictures" oh, I just did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnisiWaya Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 You have to pay for pictures at this level of exposure!!!!!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5 Golfer Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 This is very applicable to this post... <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted April 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 good to see we've got plenny big hitters here.......or a bunch of liars:rolleyes: ohhhhhh Billy ! billy billy billy <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka3PjPW3gk8&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka3PjPW3gk8&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xNFPaPor8A&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xNFPaPor8A&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQjqvEktoSo&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQjqvEktoSo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 You have to pay for pictures at this level of exposure!!!!!!!LOL I really don't want to SEE pictures of anyone here...at least as it concerns this topic:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr D Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 LOL!!!!Listen you guys...you have experience with just your wang...take it from a woman who's also a doc.... I have seen guys with big hands and small wangs and short guys with small hands and big wangs... The bottom line is....women have no sensory nerves for the inner 2/3 of their vaginas, so that extra 6 inches you all are packing is wasted. Plus, there is such a thing as too big...if you girlfriend mentions memories of childbirth when she sees you, you are too big.... The bottom line is 80% of guys have wangs that are about the same size...Given that you guys represent the 10% oversized of the statistical norm, as opposed to the 10% undersized of the statistical norm (NASCAR fans, if you were wondering), I would recommend NOT WORRYING about it... Now, if you have a tattoo that says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day" as opposed to "Wendy" on your schlong.... LOL Now you've let the cat out of the bag and ruined their self esteem forever! LOL That wasn't a HIPPA violation was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pow Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Now, if you have a tattoo that says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day" Wait a minute, someone else has my tattoo? And with regard to the 10% of the oversized population, Id say our snowboards are usually a reflection of ourselves:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Bird Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 ...My tatttoo reads "Norwegian-French American Special Purpose Pleasuring Powerhouse" all in a size 64 font, of course Yeah......it's a curse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted April 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 fix'd it for ya what font would you like, sire ? Norwegian-French American Special Purpose Pleasuring Powerhouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carverchick Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Roflmfao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 I remember a couple of years ago Penthouse or Playboy having a picture of a guy that had is "wang" tied in a knot. Now that is too long.:biggthump DAMN!!!!! I forgot all about that photo. It took me about an hour to get it tied into the knot and it hurt like hell. :eplus2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCrimson Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Wait a minute, someone else has my tattoo?And with regard to the 10% of the oversized population, Id say our snowboards are usually a reflection of ourselves:rolleyes: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=small+penis+car I think that snowboards carryover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywhit Posted April 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=small+penis+carI think that snowboards carryover. I think You're Con Fused http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=big+hat%2C+no+cattle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=small+penis+carI think that snowboards carryover. not so sure about that because in order to ride a BIG BOARD you have to have the big balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCrimson Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Con Fused? Cornfused? Confizzled? Why can't it be spelled normally?!!?! Today, I got some british girl to admit she had a tallywacker. One word. blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCrimson Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pow Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 And they're such big ballsDirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k2slopesurfer Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 And they're such big ballsDirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all an AC/DC classic... ask my college friends 5 year old son who i was babysitting, he went home singing it after 1 time hearing my roomie play it.... and FWIW, i have 3: 6" 8" and 10" tantus rox.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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