Michelle Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Yes, the job you have dreamed about is now available! We are currently looking to hire a person to assist in daily duties such as answering phones, emails, filling orders, helping customers in store, and other daily activities. The position is open from Oct 15th - April 15th only at our location in Summit County. Benefits include flexible hours, powder mornings off, and dogs allowed in the office. We may be able to help with housing if you let me know that is needed. To apply, send me an email with your interest and experience, and I'll send you more info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebu Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Awww... I thought you were looking for an engineer... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Gendzwill Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 I'm sure that job is close to engineering salary levels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted September 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 2 Engineers under the same roof? NO WAY :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex1230 Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Can you provide me with 20 dedicated phone lines, 2 T-1 lines, live data feeds from reuters and bloomberg, and a couple of decent computers? And while you're at it could you arrange to have the global equity markets stop trading on powder days? That and a $500,000 salary and I'm all yours! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin A. Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 ... and dogs allowed in the office... We may be able to help with housing if you let me know that is needed. You almost made me give up my career for being allowed to bring my dog to work. If you or Fin are ever in need of a personal chef and/or want to open the Bomber Bistro, let me know :rolleyes: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Can you provide me with 20 dedicated phone lines, 2 T-1 lines, live data feeds from reuters and bloomberg, and a couple of decent computers? And while you're at it could you arrange to have the global equity markets stop trading on powder days?That and a $500,000 salary and I'm all yours! :D I think Michelle is looking more for a person who enjoys life... You probably wouldn't pass the job interview... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex1230 Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 I think Michelle is looking more for a person who enjoys life...You probably wouldn't pass the job interview... :p I enjoy life to the fullest...I just happen to be good at my current job and spelled out what it would take for me to leave at this point. Call me in 11 years when my son leaves for college and my requirements will be a roof and a pass...no pay necessary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack M Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Michelle, you forgot the part about being Fin's diligent lackey, yes-man, and mouth-corner-wiper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleb Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 no need for a pharmacist? I can see it now...pick up your performance enhancing drugs and your bindings at the same time. We can even get some guy to spit shine your boots for you, free of charge* *restrictions apply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recon Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Michelle Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what might you wear at work?????? A guy needs to be aware of his environment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor VonRippington Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Would I get paid to go to SES? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ealely Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 ouah...besides visa issues, timing is not right for me, tooooooo baaaaad! I would have loved it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted September 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 MichelleAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what might you wear at work?????? A guy needs to be aware of his environment! What do you think I wear? A Bomber Hat, SES shirt, SES hoodie.......You guys are too much! Mr Von Rippington, you would get paid to go to SES only if you give us $500. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor VonRippington Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 $500 to "US"?... sounds like a conspiracy. So what are the perks... seeing you in a hoody every day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted September 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Sweet 'huh? Some days Fin will wear his tutu for your viewing pleasure. Told you it was a dream job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeW Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 For some reason, I got a feeling Fin wouldn't be caught dead in those tutu had I entered the store. -smirk- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncermak Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Michelle are you sure this doesn't belong in the Waaaaayyyyy OT thread? are there other job requirements we should know about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fastskiguy Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 I'm thinking you need veterinary services for the dogs in the burgeoning empire....if so just let me know. Between me and Gleb we can probably keep'em healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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