slopetool Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 1. Her rear-entry boots give her "shin bang". 2. She thinks "off-piste" is a derogatory term. 3. Your Mom is scared of "lifties", and well, "carnies" too. 4. Riding "switch-stance" to her is not safe or very smart. 5. Her bota-bag is also a beer bong. 6. Her licence is suspended and your bro-in-law won't lend you his Rav-4 anyway. 7. She hates your constant snowboard techie talk and just doesn't understand. 8. She likes to ride "reverse cowgirl" on the lift. 9. Her shoulder cape and big hat embarrass you. 10. She packs a crappy lunch with Bologna with spouts sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Is this from Experience?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinecure Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: I torn between wanting to meet your mom and being scared, really scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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