polaris Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Thanks for joining me on my inaugural ride of 2011. After you mentioned it, i checked our the new new bord porn 2012 thread and promptly threw up a little in my mouth. I'd really like to dress up a few of my older boards (you know the ones) in western garb and shoot them with large caliber hand guns. I think the video would go viral! Also, I just read that the US poultry association is looking for a new male leg model. You guys know anyone who may be qualified? You don't need large talons to apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 polarious im in training fur oar hic next rid...glencairn glaass, howe so fisticat ed i mite hav ah pic uv me standing in hic watter be ing ah leg model...its hawt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 JB Black! Makin my mouth water. Gonna have to mix one right now. DOse this swamp make my calves look small? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 haey subban youer ass loks huuge GUY eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Tennessee whiskey aint got nuthin on kentuky bourbon. FNA, you caint make a decent mint joooolip without good bourbon. OVA, Can you carve your age? There i go agin, Cainty kep a good meal down. Party on garth Nice legs chicken... Eggcellentt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 bukbuk baaaaaaaaaaaaaak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Just read this Tweet from hackswithhaggs....no wonder why looch's play has gone to sht this series he got a hold of JDs ipod! Lucic: "I dont know. Seems like theres a concert going on every week in Montreal. I went & saw @ ladygaga this summer...wasnt a bad concert" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 FROG PHUSSIES ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Game misconduct my ass. Line em up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Instead of the new school Bruins playing, the new school Flyers. I think the alumni from both franchises should play the series. The 72 Bruins vs the 74 flyers ! It would be the best hockey series ever played. BTW, I hope Loooch is hurt, he looked fhukkin horrible ! Get back on the juice guy, fhuck ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 BTW, I hope Loooch is hurt, he looked fhukkin horrible ! Get back on the juice guy, fhuck ! i just smoked the absolute worst flavored Acid cigar for breakfast and i had the same fcuked up expression watching him in this series...gimme sum hazelnutt coffee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cbROiQit8U&feature=player_embedded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 We have em right where we want them TT is playing out of his tits, We'll see what Bruins team come back home for the next two ? BTW, Chara-h is a phussy, we should trade him for Hal Gil, at least with Hal you don't expect him to be the best player on the blue line. I would take Pronger at 70% over that stack of $hit at 100% anyday. GFY's ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polaris Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 I've heard recently of a few unnamed folks who have unnatural emotional attachments to their snowboards. Such as this guy: "I love every new board- but also those other board. My heart bleeds when we have to sell" or the guy who dresses his board up in women's clothing. :barf: This s h i t is making me sick. Whatever happents to STFUAR???. Although, now that I think about it, I'm kind of attracted to Glenn's Kessler... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 GUY I AGREE ! I WAS DISAPOINTED ONCE WITH A PURCHASE.........I BOUGHT A PAIR OF DONKEYS ! THEY WERE USELESS, I COULDN'T GET RID OF THEM FAST ENOUGH. ACTUALLY I HAD A REALLY HARD TIME SELLING THOSE DONKEYS. FINALLY I GOT THE TEAM DRUNK TO SETTLE FOR THE SMALLER DONKEY. THE BIG DONKEY, WAS IN THE LOCAL CLASSIFIED SECTION FOR AT LEAST A MONTH, UNTIL I HAD TO GIVE IT AWAY FOR 40% OFF THE ORIGIONAL PRICE TO A DONKEY PIMP, LESS THAN A YEAR LATER ! AT THIS POINT I WISH I HAD JUST KEPT IT FOR OUR CHILLY CHEESE FRY SPONSORED WOOD CHIPPER PARTY. GFY AND GFY ! I've heard recently of a few unnamed folks who have unnatural emotional attachments to their snowboards. Such as this guy: "I love every new board- but also those other board. My heart bleeds when we have to sell" or the guy who dresses his board up in women's clothing. :barf:This s h i t is making me sick. Whatever happents to STFUAR???. Although, now that I think about it, I'm kind of attracted to Glenn's Kessler... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo Posted May 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Lucic!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 bout time for the 17 car !!!! we have a new T32 mascot, and its not a handle of alchohol anymore ! Hilda Von Keizer German Rottweiler 2/11/11 at 10 weeks she tipping the scales at 31lbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 same build and weight as der bullit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 HIGHLAND MT BIKE PARK, on sunday ? Anyone want to join me, Mojo and a couple other GoOns from LoOn will be joining me. Let me know if your interested. SANTA CRUZ, WTF........................ ?? They are a fhukkin joke ! They sent 160mm rear brakes instead of the 180mm that where included in the FR kit. The tires in the kit were also supposed to be 2.5's, instead of the 2.35's that came in. Hope all is well, and GFY's !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 fhuck loooch ! horton is like watching the hanson brother's, but the guy snipes ! anger management on ice. loooch better have a broken hand and an ankle to be as bad as he is. i cant believe how bad he is. one game away from the finals, holy $hit ! gfy's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkaholic Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 HIGHLAND MT BIKE PARK, on sunday ? Anyone want to join me, Mojo and a couple other GoOns from LoOn will be joining me. Let me know if your interested.SANTA CRUZ, WTF........................ ?? They are a fhukkin joke ! They sent 160mm rear brakes instead of the 180mm that where included in the FR kit. The tires in the kit were also supposed to be 2.5's, instead of the 2.35's that came in. Hope all is well, and GFY's !! GFY, Highland is already open. We're still getting snow in the high country and even as low as my house a couple days ago. Our bike parks won't open for at least anotha month. I think A-Basin received around 2' of snow last week. Lower elevations up there are a mud bath, good for the skin but not for the biking. The biking along the front range is good though and I just got a Spec P1 dj/park/urban assault bike to play with. Fun at the Golden Bike Park and at the skateparks around town. SC probably sent you the 160 and 2.35's thinking that you won't be going fast enough to need the 180 and 2.5's. Betta send them a vid of yer mad skillz so the ship the goods. Ink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!! What a game!!!!! We're going to the Finals!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 WOOOOOOH ! you gotta hear the $hit heads that are calling into the 98.5 talk show. its been the funniest spring evah ! B's fans are nuts, ill bet if we had the td bank north gah-den fans square off against the gillete fans, the gah-den fans would pumble the pat's fans. these people are out for blood, its like a scene out of slapshot. " hey felgah, clode's gotta get march-mont more ice time " " hey felgah, ka-bah-lay $ucks " " hey felga, remembah when you said chah-rah $ucks " " dey gotta get sa-geen more time on the powa-play " " i'm sorry, but hort-in is the man " BTW, highland was going OFF yesterday ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 has the geico caveman and nathan horton ever been seen together?? gffy'sssss cannuckkleheddss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. JOHN DEERE ! Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I had to watch Canadian Bacon three times yesterday to get my anger levels where they need to be for the series. its usually easy for me to build a dislike for the schmucks from montreal and ottawa, but im still not where i need to be with the vancouver folks. good 1st game, mainly a feeler game. the b's played a good road game, game two will open up a bit. gfy's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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