I was in the singles line at the local hill the other day when I heard, "Alpine guy, hey alpine guy!" I thought, "well, at least he got it right", and turned around to see a ski instructor with four very young students in tow. "Like herding cats, eh?", I said to him. With a harried look on his face he asked me if I would mind taking a couple of the kids up the lift with me. I said sure, and then he says, "Please don't tell them that what you're doing is way cooler, I don't want to lose my clientele".