So Moose, I think I can help. I live about an hour south of you, and would be glad to stop by on weekday mornings to pick up the board, head west on I-70, and ... ah ... debug the board for you. Yeah, debug the board, that's what I would do. I'm near your weight too, so I make a perfect crash test dummy test subject.
In fact, it might be better if I just pick it up every Monday and return it sometime Friday. Late Friday. Then you could waste your time on the parking lot that I-70 becomes every Saturday enjoy a leisurely drive up into the mountains on I-70 on Saturday morning, and fight the hordes of beginner skiers/boarders have a slow relaxing day on the board after reading my weekly report.
I could even stop by and get a demo board or two from Sean, since he's not that far east of you, then I could have a really fun time make some really serious comparisons.
I'm guessing it would take, oh, most of the season a few weeks at most to debug the board properly.