Look Jerkies, I don't need to sell to you. But hey, uh I mea..you..whadaya..kiddin' me, I need dough like anybody, so you buy, you buy this f*ckin snowboard. This thing'll carve grooves in your head. I had a sidecar on it and I was speeding up and down the mountain, all over and I was drinking and I lost control of the snowboard and hit a tree and into some people. If you have your inspection license, make me an offer. I'll take 350 pieces. If you're across the way you can come by and start work tomorrow. It's 503 5th Street. Just bring your toolbox. You can't come in with dogs and jump around on the mattresses. $50. Or I could sue you for punitive damages. Plus shipping. Pounds baby, POUNDS. Give me a call at Five Five Five Five Seven Eight Five.
Comes with all shoes and glasses. So you have them.
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