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lordmetroland

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  1. My god man, she may have needed your help! Were there any other signs that she was hopelessly trapped in the 90s? Was she humming Ace of Base songs? Wearing Vuarnets and Roffe stretch pants? Maybe her hair didn't move in the wind? Think, damnit, think!
  2. Don’t know about you, but my past few days at The Luv I’ve seen Ski Patrol and Eccentrica Galumbits the same number of times. They may have moved to a Frontier Justice model.
  3. I'll be the first to admit I don't know s*** about nothing, but this ^ is brilliant. And something like this https://www.loadedboards.com/products/loaded-carver-bolsa-longboard-skateboard?variant=43844133683444 is really useful for understanding/feeling the mechanics without the hassle of having to be on the snow.
  4. While I wouldn’t consider myself an Old Testament Guy, there’s undeniable appeal to eye-for-an-eye justice in cases like these. It would spice up the Skier Responsibility Code.
  5. I don't know about that. I see a lot more entitled-a**hole-driving moves on the roads from people in BMWs, Teslas, Porsches than old buckets. Dodge Ram drivers seem to merit special consideration, however.
  6. Go easy, friends. “He” might be the Kid at the Assembly, all growed up…
  7. That's what comes from repurposing the local slag heap as a ski area...
  8. If by some miracle we solve this, we can apply the same logic to drunk driving, domestic abuse, etc. Jerks gonna do what jerks do. When they're not doing jerky s*** on the hill, they're doing it on the road. The funny thing to me is that all this coincides with advancements in ski technology that facilitate...turning.
  9. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..!
  10. What?! Man you drive a hard bargain. How about a Crazy Banana Voodoo 165 Ken Achenbach pro model (26.5 waist!), inserted by The Legendary "Cruise or Bruise" Wayne for ancient Sims bindings that were thrown away 30+ years ago? Or maybe I can find something older?
  11. I'm pretty sure that skiing in jeans necessitates a pair of Salomon rear entries.
  12. And then this: https://kdvr.com/news/local/skier-pronounced-dead-on-loveland-ski-area-slopes/amp/ Friday, 1:20pm over on Double Dip. Not much detail, but…
  13. The Jerry Spill is like a cherry on top.
  14. I want to race like Shawn Palmer. What was the Shawn Palmer regimen?
  15. I’m thinking one of those “Blind Skier” bibs might be the solution. But it should say “Bad Gas” instead.
  16. F-ing cash grab. Makes me pine for the days of Street Luge…
  17. Since no one is paying attention, on the opposite end of the spectrum: His flow is impossible, especially verse two. Detroit has historically produced a ton of great, gritty, giving-you-the-finger music. Is any US city better?
  18. I could listen to that little syncopated piano break at about 3:45 over and over and over. The guy is just going off. I'd pay for the piano track and nothing else.
  19. Oh s***, all this time I thought that’s what you were using the Pork Roll for…
  20. Tried that, but my helmet covered them up. F***ing safety...
  21. It's a thought, but I imagine that the the likelihood of straightlining is close to perfectly inversely proportional to the desire/ability to read/grasp legal documentation. Whose? And why is she brandishing it?
  22. I fear the thread is getting dangerously close to The Vitruvian Man Threshold; I pray there’s still time to turn back!
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