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lordmetroland last won the day on August 30

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About lordmetroland

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  1. I’ve got a set of the Palmer 10mm risers (hardware included) that I would donate to the experiment for the cost of shipping. I found that rocking Palmer’s clown hairstyle had a similarly strong effect on my riding.
  2. Mo' volume = mo' better. Best rock song never heard by nobody. Was there a better place than Australia in the 80s for garage rock?
  3. I've got a bunch of higher-end longboard gear that I'm looking to clear out. I thought I'd offer it here to the connoisseurs before putting it up on eBay for the undiscerning rabble. Like a total dumba**, it took me about 10 years and too much money to figure out what I like and, while this is all good stuff, it doesn't excel at creeping along at a snail's pace. It's all in gently used condition: Earthwing NLS freeride deck - Very light ripper Longboard Larry DK Penguin deck - Amaze your friends with high speed kick flip tricks! Lose lots of skin! Arbor Blunt deck - Casual cruiser Carver 30" deck - Booster model Rey Devil Ray 180 precision trucks - 45 degree base, solid for DH Surf-rodz RKP 176 precision trucks + Surf Keyz - in purple, good high speed runners Surf-rodz Indeesz 177 trucks - surfy traditional kingpin model, can be used as rear of a LDP set. Paired with the NLS, would make a commanding park setup. I've used these trucks on a range of longboards and they are a nice alternative to standard RKPs. I'm keeping one set of these. Various wheels Happy to provide pics or prices.
  4. howdy lordmetroland

    is the carver 30 incher a proteus?... if so and not too much could be interested...

    west carven

    1. lordmetroland


      Booster not Proteus. I wanted something bigger so I got the Riddler.

  5. lordmetroland

    Yo Lci!!

    Somewhere there is a wanker emoji that would be totally appropriate here...
  6. lordmetroland

    Yo Lci!!

    I got a bunch of longboard gear that I'm looking to clear out, if anyone's interested. What I have can no longer be considered a quiver, but an arsenal. It's all in gently used condition: Earthwing NLS freeride deck Longboard Larry DK Penguin deck Arbor Blunt deck Carver 30" deck Rey Devil Rey 180 precision trucks (45 degree base, solid for DH) Surf-rodz RKP 176 precision trucks (in purple) Surf-rodz Indeesz 177 trucks (surfy traditional kingpin, can be used as rear of a LDP set) Various wheels Happy to provide pics or prices. Skateboarding is not a crime. But it's a foolish activity once your bones get brittle. Still fun though!
  7. I'm totally confused by this. Do you mean that I can't seek a refund if the leg-breaking is not to my satisfaction? Or if the leg in question fails to stay broken? Or are you suggesting I cannot petition for money back from my Holy and Omnipotent Creator if the leg is broken in the first place? This, of course, is ridiculous, because an Omnipotent Creator would never produce an imperfect leg in the first place, making it clear that the break is my responsibility. Snowboarding is hard...
  8. You know, her fatter, uglier, grubbier stepsister is going to be jealous...
  9. lordmetroland

    Yo Lci!!

    I’m not a f*****g teenager anymore!!!
  10. lordmetroland

    Yo Lci!!

    I like having sex AND defacing public property, but now that I'm older I don't do either one as much as I'd like.
  11. ...and Mickey Rooney playing a saucer-eyed, undernourished, improbably red-haired Santa is somehow not psychotic?
  12. This is how work makes me feel these days....
  13. So, while all the Pricess Tinyfeets are gathered around gushing and giggling, the clodhoppers among us are scuffing their heels and grousing about feeling left out, as usual...Big Feets Matter!
  14. On the Intuition site, there’s just one thickness. These are seriously stiff, the tongue’d version of the Power Wrap. Tried them in a pair of softies and they overpowered the shells, which I deposited in the trash when I got home.
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